Unicorn Being a Jerk

Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.

It’s the unicorn you never knew you needed—and will never be able to unsee.

• Irreverent Humor: Witness a mythical beast engage in the absolute worst of human behavior, from destroying sandcastles to peeing in the pool.
• Single-Panel Comics: Each page delivers a quick, gut-punch of a gag with minimalist art that makes the awful actions even funnier.
• Satirical Comics: A hilarious takedown of mystical purity, proving that even the most wondrous creatures are probably terrible on the inside.
• Funny Gift Book: For the friend with a twisted sense of humor, this collection is the ideal present for anyone who loves Cyanide & Happiness or The Book of Bunny Suicides.

A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic!

In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.