{"product_id":"undead-and-unwed-isbn-9781683694724","title":"Undead and Unwed","description":"\u003cb\u003e“The found-family vampire Hallmark movie I didn’t know I needed.”—Jenna Levine, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of \u003ci\u003eMy Roommate Is a Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBridget Jones’s Diary\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows\u003c\/i\u003e in this bitingly  funny  supernatural romance about a vampire finding herself and falling in love during the Christmas season.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTiffenie may be three hundred years old, but she’s still a hot mess. The vampire is tragically single, works a dead-end job at a blood bank, and spends her nights marathoning Hallmark Channel movies with her cat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Tiffenie inherits a fixer-upper home in Valentine, Vermont, thanks to a case of mistaken (okay, stolen) identity, she seizes the chance to get her life back on track. With her newly undead neighbor (it was an accident!) in tow, Tiffenie is determined to live out her holiday rom-com dreams in this picture-perfect town.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut between the mystery of her stolen identity, small-town drama, and the arrival of her insufferable vampire ex-boyfriend Vlad, getting her happily ever after with a hot Christmas tree farmer won’t be easy. To uncover what she truly desires, Tiffenie must embark on a journey of self-acceptance for the first time in her immortal life. Luckily, it’s never too late to start therapy.“Tschida’s paranormal romantic comedy twists holiday tropes to create a unique small-town love story.”—Heather Miller Cover, \u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Fans of cheesy holiday movies, \u003ci\u003eTrue Blood\u003c\/i\u003e, and small-town romances will definitely be intrigued by this mash-up of genres.”—Lindsey Allen, \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Blackmail, small-town minds, and mean girls meet found family, true love, and Hallmark happiness in this campy, little-bit-steamy, and entertaining tale.”—\u003ci\u003eFirst Clue\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Tiffenie’s quirky inner narration is so strong. The novel has all the makings of the Hallmark holiday love story Tiffenie longs for.”—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Full of hilarity, hijinks, and so much heart, \u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e is the found-family vampire Hallmark movie I didn’t know I needed.”—Jenna Levine, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of \u003ci\u003eMy Roommate Is a Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e is the Hallmark vampire movie I never knew I needed, full of laugh-out-loud dialogue, unforgettable characters, and poignant moments. I was rooting for Tiffenie to figure out her life—her undeath?—the entire wild ride.”—Amanda Elliot, U\u003ci\u003eSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of \u003ci\u003eLove You a Latke\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Don’t miss Tschida’s quirky Christmas novel that’s full of heart and bites in the best way. If you love Hallmark movies and vampires, this adorable book is for you!”—Roselle Lim, author of \u003ci\u003eNatalie Tan’s Book of Luck and Fortune\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e“\u003ci\u003eInterview with the Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e meets a Hallmark movie? Sign me up! \u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e is uniquely and darkly delicious, with laugh-out-loud humor and characters so perfectly flawed you can’t help but root for them. Sam Tschida’s voice shines through in every word. You’ll be completely drawn in to this small town with its charming festivals, delightful locals, and cozy, holiday-fueled blood lust. Prepare to be delighted!”—Denise Williams, author of \u003ci\u003eJust Our Luck\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e“A bloody good time! Sam Tschida’s writing is a master class in voice and wit. \u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, biting, and wildly entertaining novel about finding yourself at literally any age!”—Ellie Palmer, author of \u003ci\u003eAnywhere with You \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eSam Tschida \u003c\/b\u003eis the founder of Smut University and writes rom-coms and mysteries while braving the Minnesota winter. She is the author of \u003ci\u003eSiri, Who Am I?\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eErrands and Espionage\u003c\/i\u003e.With a basket filled with plump rolls, I donned my red velvet cloak and headed out the door. Tyrone’s place was close enough to walk, but I took the hearse. For all its charm, the walkability score in rural Valentine was abysmal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTyrone’s house was a gorgeous log cabin nestled in a stand of trees, with a welcoming porch wrapped in twinkle lights and garlands. All of his farming equipment was parked out front: a snow mobile, a four-wheeler, and his St. Nicholas Farms pickup. He probably wore cute outfits to ride in each one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTyrone opened the door in a pair of sweatpants and a Transylvania County Fair T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Transylvania?” I read my homeland’s name on his T-shirt like it was a sign from God.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Transylvania County, North Carolina,” he said, with an emphasis on North Carolina, which he drawled out more than usual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Are there vampires?” I stuttered a little.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe laughed like the idea was funny. “My hometown is all sugar and spice. Just like you, Tiff.” He pressed his hand to the small of my back and ushered me into his home.","brand":"Quirk Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233811050725,"sku":"NP9781683694724","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781683694724.jpg?v=1767743206","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/undead-and-unwed-isbn-9781683694724","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}