{"product_id":"the-toddler-survival-guide-isbn-9780760352199","title":"The Toddler Survival Guide","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose.\u003ci\u003e The Toddler Survival Guide\u003c\/i\u003e is here to get you to the other side.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Toddlers and zombies\u003c\/b\u003e both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and \u003cb\u003edeeply sleep deprived\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Toddler Survival Guide \u003c\/i\u003eis a hilarious\u003cb\u003e parody of Max Brooks's \u003ci\u003eThe Zombie Survival Guide \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e(and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it \u003cb\u003eprovides practical advice\u003c\/b\u003e on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have \u003cb\u003estudied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat\u003c\/b\u003e, the book will cover survival skills including how you can \u003cb\u003eoutfit your home\u003c\/b\u003e to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can\u003cb\u003e subdue an angry toddler\u003c\/b\u003e (\"Elmo's Song,\" mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChapters include: Preparing the Home for a \u003cb\u003eToddler Invasion\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eCommunicating \u003c\/b\u003ewith Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, \u003cb\u003eGrooming \u003c\/b\u003eYour Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, \u003cb\u003eVacationing \u003c\/b\u003ewith a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and\u003cb\u003e Parental Self-Preservation\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Voyageur Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44892465332453,"sku":"NP9780760352199","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/O_e6efbca3-8c41-451a-a845-ec610d769c4a.jpg?v=1773106919","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/the-toddler-survival-guide-isbn-9780760352199","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}