{"product_id":"the-nymphos-of-rocky-flats-a-novel-isbn-9780060833268","title":"The Nymphos of Rocky Flats: A Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe first book in a fun new Latino vampire series, for fans of Christopher Moore’s bestselling novels, and Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s \u003cem\u003eFrom Dusk Til Dawn\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFelix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He’ll find out the cause of all these horny woman or die trying! But to do so, he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who want him just for his body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAction packed and full of humor, \u003cem\u003eNymphos of Rocky Flats\u003c\/em\u003e is the perfect read for anyone who likes vampires, detective stories, or just a wonderful fun read.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eThe first and only vampire book to be declassified \u003cbr\u003eby the federal government . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFelix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He'll find out the cause of all these horny women or die trying! But first he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who just want his body . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkewering sexual myths, conspiracy fables, and government bureaucracy, \u003cem\u003eThe Nymphos of Rocky Flats\u003c\/em\u003e reveals the bizarre world of the undead with a humorous slant and a fresh twist.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“Deliciously unique. A smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry. Loaded with thrills, sex, violence, and laughs, both mystery fanactics and horror lovers will find plenty to love with this page-turning debut. Acevedo is a writer to watch!” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eJA Konrath, author of Bloody Mary\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Warning: The author of this book must be a vampire, because he had me hypnotized from page one. I defy anyone to read the first chapter of Acevedo’s The Nymphos of Rocky Flats and not fall under its spell. Vampire P.I. Felix Gomez is irresistibly entertaining.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eRick Riordan, Edgar Award-winning author of Mission Road    Rick Riordan, Edgar Award-winning author of Mission Road    Rick Riordan, Edgar Award winning author of Mission Road\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“The Nymphos of Rocky Flats is a sassy, fast, fun read, and the mystery wraps up nicely.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoulder Daily Camera\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Readers will be charmed.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Acevedo’s vampire comedy provides plenty of chuckles, particularly in its exciting final wrap-up, which leaves an opening for further Felix adventures.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist (starred review)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“My built-in garlic factor usually puts me off vampire books, but Mario Acevedo has come up with such a fascinating character—Iraq war veteran Felix Gomez, who is a private detective as well as a vampire—that I was won over.… [Acevedo] has shrewdly sucked up enough inside details to make the plot of his first novel (which includes outbreaks of nymphomania and murder at a secret government facility) a jaunty and even touching experience.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDick Adler, Chicago Tribune\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“The Nymphos of Rocky Flats is a witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eEl Paso Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Decidedly good, unclean, unwholesome fun set in the thick of Denver’s mountainous spaces.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBaltimore Sun\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harper Voyager","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44887699652837,"sku":"NP9780060833268","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780060833268.jpg?v=1730227263","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/the-nymphos-of-rocky-flats-a-novel-isbn-9780060833268","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}