{"product_id":"the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-isbn-9781594741111","title":"The Museum of Kitschy Stitches","description":"A Fashion Tour-de-Farce!\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Welcome to \u003ci\u003eThe Museum of Kitschy Stitches, \u003c\/i\u003ethe astonishingly awful collection of the finest knitting and crocheting horrors the twentieth century has to offer. From hideous hats and gender-bending sweater sets to a set of bonus patterns that will bring the kitsch home, this gallery of notorious knits delivers it all.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Remember, one person’s inspiration can become another’s desperation quicker than you can drop a stitch!Stitchy McYarnpants is the nom de plume of mild-mannered computer programmer \u003cb\u003eDebbie Brisso\u003c\/b\u003e, who is making a huge splash on the Web with her “confessions of a husband-neglecting, cat-shooing, yarn-hoarding knitaholic” blog and Web site (www.museumofkitschystitches.com). She lives in Boston and often needs to knit for warmth.TABLE OF CONTENTS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003e Hoodwinked: Never Trust a Homemade Hat\u003cbr\u003e You Knot for Your Mama with Those Needles? Bad Girls, Worse Outfits\u003cbr\u003e Your Worst Knitmare: A Horror Show of Faux Fur Monstrosities\u003cbr\u003e Welcome to Polyesteryear: An Age of Unforgivable Synthetics\u003cbr\u003e Dress for Suck-cess: Frocks that Shock\u003cbr\u003e Glamma! Acrylic Couture for Klassy Knitters\u003cbr\u003e Emasculation Nation: Menswear That Makes Men Swear\u003cbr\u003e Granny Squares Everywhere: Grandma’s Sweet Revenge\u003cbr\u003e It’s A Clown’s World: A Creepy Peak at the Clownterculture of Crafts\u003cbr\u003e Kid-Knits: You’re Wearing It Because I Said So!\u003cbr\u003e Handmade Toys: How to Put the F-U in Fun!\u003cbr\u003e House of Yarn: Home is Where the Homely Is\u003cbr\u003e Special Bonus Patterns\u003cbr\u003e About the Author","brand":"Quirk Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44864780304613,"sku":"NP9781594741111","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781594741111.jpg?v=1767740599","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-isbn-9781594741111","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}