{"product_id":"the-man-who-wouldnt-die-a-novel-isbn-9780062201201","title":"The Man Who Wouldn't Die: A Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"HBO's \u003cem\u003eSilicon Valley\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eThe Big Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e\" (Mark Haskell Smith): An anonymous tech insider delivers \"a \u003cstrong\u003ehard-boiled, hilarious detective novel about Silicon Valley\" (\u003cem\u003eNew York Post\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“DOES FOR SILICON VALLEY WHAT CARL HIAASEN DID FOR FLORIDA.” —Tim Dorsey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“\u003cem\u003eTHE MAN WHO WOULDN’T DIE\u003c\/em\u003e IS DASHIELL HAMMETT 2.0: THE CLASSIC HARDBOILED DETECTIVE NOVEL, UPDATED FOR 21ST CENTURY SILICON VALLEY AND MADE HILARIOUS.” \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e—Brad Parks \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSilicon Valley scion Captain Don Donogue is dead under mysterious circumstances. In fact, he might’ve well have been murdered. Just ask Captain Don himself. He’s been sending messages about his suspicious death from beyond the grave. Yep, he’s been tweeting from the afterlife. Or so it seems.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCould life-after-death be Silicon Valley’s latest innovation? Our bodies die but our souls and social media accounts are eternal? This is the mystery that confronts the only sane person left in a region gone mad with greed, William Fitzgerald. Fitch. He’s a world-class detective, tough, stoic, carries a big fist and a flip phone. He’s a bad fit for Silicon Valley, where the law firms have drive-thru windows manned by barristeristas (who serve instant coffee and instant patents); attractive women aren’t MILF’s but TELFs (Tech Executives I’d Like To Fund); and couples are so anxious to get into the best free-play kindergartens that they get on the waiting list as soon as they freeze their sperm and eggs for later use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day, a woman knocks on Fitch’s door. She’s got a handful of cash and a wild story: She says that her father was Captain Don, or is Captain Don. He was killed, or maybe not. He’s tweeting from beyond. Fitch takes the case and goes into the belly of the valley, discovering that life and death, well, sometimes they’re just another transaction….\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal, clever, and hysterical, \u003cem\u003eThe Man Who Wouldn’t Die\u003c\/em\u003e is the Carl Hiaasen of Silicon Valley and neo-noir at its unforgettable best.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eSilicon Valley scion Captain Don Donogue is dead under mysterious circumstances. Signs point to murder. Just ask Captain Don himself. He’s been sending messages about his suspicious death from beyond the grave. Yep, he’s been tweeting from the afterlife.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCould life after death be Silicon Valley’s latest innovation? This is the mystery that confronts the only sane person left in a region gone mad with greed, William Fitzgerald. Fitch. He’s a world-class detective—tough, stoic, carries a big stick and a flip phone. He’s a bad fit for Silicon Valley, where couples are so anxious to get into the best free-play kindergartens that they get on the waiting list as soon as they freeze their eggs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day, a woman knocks on Fitch’s door. She’s got a handful of cash and a wild story: She says that her father was Captain Don, or is Captain Don. He was killed, or maybe not. Fitch takes the case and goes into the belly of the Valley, discovering that life and death—well, sometimes they’re just another transaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Man Who Wouldn’t Die\u003c\/em\u003e marks the debut of a hilarious, original, and necessary voice in American comedic literature—one already being hailed as “the Carl Hiaasen of Silicon Valley.”\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“\u003cem\u003eForever Man\u003c\/em\u003e is Dashiell Hammett 2.0, Raymond Chandler with emojis, James M. Cain after a trip to the Apple Store: The classic hardboiled detective novel, updated for 21\u003csup\u003est\u003c\/sup\u003e Century Silicon Valley and made hilarious. Even if you’ve read every P.I. novel out there, you’ve never read one like this before.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBrad Parks, Shamus Award-winning author of Closer Than You Know\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“If Philip Marlowe was a standup comic he might sound something like Fitch, the wisecracking, tech-savvy PI in this funny and twisted rejiggering of the classic detective novel. Think \u003cem\u003eSilicon Valley\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eThe Big Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMark Haskell Smith, author of Blown\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“\u003cem\u003eThe Man Who Wouldn’t Die \u003c\/em\u003edoes for Silicon Valley what Carl Hiaasen did for Florida, which is rollicking fun if you’d like your future to be a dystopia of terabytes. I’ll be first in line, or online, or retina scan, to get A.B. Jewell’s next installment.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTim Dorsey, New York Times Bestselling Author\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Stuffed with so much invention. … A Hiaasen-esque farce.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“A hard-boiled, hilarious detective novel about Silicon Valley.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“The pseudonymous Jewell takes an amusing swipe at the hardboiled detective novel and the world of high tech in his fun debut…. Sharp, satirical observations on tech-dependent society and eccentrically comic characters keep the action moving. 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