The Day of the Donald

Summer 2018: Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. (Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God?) And while Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets.

Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood—the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape—from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets.

When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders...and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. The Day of the Donald is a hilariously hair-raising look at the (possible) future of America.Praise for The Day of the Donald:
"This insta-parody from the author of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey and How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is a clever spoof that, depending on your politics, will make you laugh or cry—or send eerie shivers down your spine...The Day of the Donald perfectly channels Donald Trump’s voice, rhetoric and ego."
—The Washington Post

"Bestseller Shaffer skewers presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump in this amusing political satire."
—Publishers Weekly

Praise for Andrew Shaffer:
"Every bit as amusing (and straight-faced) as the film franchise that spawned it."
—Entertainment Weekly on How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters

"Witty...Clever."
—USA Today on How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters

"Funny...Everyone should follow this guy [on Twitter]."
—Nicholas Sparks

"The literary equivalent of a good Saturday Night Live skit."
—The Hollywood Reporter on Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

"Laugh out loud...If you are looking for a funny book to share with friends, look no further."
—Publishers Weekly on Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

"This was a filthy, disgusting piece of perversion and I loved every word."
—Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Next Best Thing on Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

"Un-American."
—Stephen Colbert on Order of St. Nick greeting cardsAndrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody. His line of tongue-in-cheek “Christmas cards for atheists” were denounced by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report as “un-American.” This is his first thriller.