{"product_id":"the-breast-is-yet-to-come-isbn-9781963183764","title":"The Breast Is Yet to Come","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe laugh-out-loud, spot-on comic collection that every nursing mom (and supportive dad!) needs—the perfect funny new mom gift!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Jan and Howard Bennett have created a treasure trove of funny situations about breastfeeding that every parent will recognize. You’ll love this book whether your baby is still nursing or is out of diapers and making his or her way in the world.” —Alyssa Milano \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith over 100 witty cartoons, \u003ci\u003eThe Breast Is Yet to Come \u003c\/i\u003etransforms the chaos of breastfeeding into comedy gold. From the mechanics of nursing to pop culture parodies, it’s a refreshing, relatable take on the ups and downs of feeding a baby.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing diverse illustrations, \u003ci\u003eThe Breast Is Yet to Come \u003c\/i\u003eputs a playful spin on everything from Shakespeare to Picasso, Newton to da Vinci. Lady Macbeth scrubs at stubborn breastmilk stains (“Out, damn’d spot!”), the Vitruvian Woman nurses her baby in a hilarious twist on da Vinci’s classic, and Goldilocks eavesdrops as three baby bears debate nipples that are too soft, too hard, and just right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBreastfeeding is incredible—but it’s also messy, exhausting, and sometimes downright absurd. A good laugh is the best remedy for sleep deprivation, and \u003ci\u003eThe Breast Is Yet to Come\u003c\/i\u003e delivers. Perfect for new parents, baby shower gifts, and anyone who’s been there, this book is a reminder that no one’s alone in the wild ride of parenthood.\"Jan and Howard Bennett have created a treasure trove of funny situations about breastfeeding that every parent will recognize. You’ll love this book whether your baby is still nursing or is out of diapers and is making his or her way in the world.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Alyssa Milano, actress\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"Humor is a tool that not only makes you laugh, but also has the ability to bring people together. The authors of this delightful book had me laughing out loud, but did so in a way that shows their support for nursing moms everywhere. It would make a great icebreaker at your next baby shower.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—Kim West, MSW, nationally known infant sleep expert and author of \u003ci\u003eThe Sleep Lady’s Gentle Newborn Sleep Guide\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"Finally, the breastfeeding book I needed so badly! As a lactation consultant working with families locally in NYC and virtually around the globe, I believe \u003ci\u003eThe Breast is Yet to Come\u003c\/i\u003e will bring joy and laughter to this typically stressful parenting milestone. The cartoons in this book have the perfect mix of tongue-in-cheek humor surrounding lactation, and it hits all those hard-to-reach funny (breast) bones. \u003ci\u003eThe Breast is Yet to Come\u003c\/i\u003e will be displayed on my office table for all my clients to enjoy so they can see a different side of life as a breastfeeding parent.” \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—\u003c\/i\u003eNatalie Diaz, certified lactation consultant and founder of Twiniversity.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"When I was a new mother, the most daunting task, by far, was breastfeeding. My daughter wouldn't latch, and I felt I was failing at this first basic task of motherhood. I wish I had had a book like this one! Funny and accessible, this beautifully illustrated book will amuse and illuminate. Most importantly, it will make you feel like you’re not alone and are accompanied by the wisdom of two child-rearing experts.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—Lulu Garcia-Navarro, Opinion Audio podcast host for the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e and former NPR Host of \u003ci\u003eWeekend Edition\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"Charming, relatable, and delightfully clever, this comic collection from a pediatrician dad and a teacher mom captures the beautiful, bonkers reality of breastfeeding. With \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e-style illustrations showcasing families of all shapes, sizes, and colors, it’s a cheerful gift for sleep-deprived parents who need a chuckle and a reminder they’re in good company. Having lived through these messy, magical moments myself as a pediatrician and mom, I’m thrilled to share this book with fellow parents!\" \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—\u003c\/i\u003eBetty Choi, MD, author of\u003ci\u003e Human Body Learning Lab \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Ask the Doctor\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"One of the dirty little secrets of motherhood is that after delivering the baby, you're also in charge of feeding him or her 24 hours a day. I wasn’t sure I'd survive the first 72 hours, but we made it through eight months of breastfeeding! As I watched my little guy plump up, I saw the humor and absurdity of what it means to be a food source for a small human while also working, traveling, pumping, and meeting other demands of the day. This book is very clever and captures all of that with a healthy dose of much-needed humor.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—Margaret Brennan, moderator of \u003ci\u003eFace the Nation with Margaret Brennan CBSNews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eHoward is a pediatrician\/author who has published two humor books for doctors and seven nonfiction books for children. Between 2008 and 2017, he published over one hundred science and health related articles in the KidsPost section of \u003ci\u003eThe Washington Post.\u003c\/i\u003e He has published articles in national parenting magazines. He has also published over one hundred articles, both serious and satirical, in medical journals. One of his picture books, \u003ci\u003eLions Aren’t Scared of Shots\u003c\/i\u003e, was featured on the \u003ci\u003eToday Show\u003c\/i\u003e. His last children’s book, \u003ci\u003eThe Fantastic Body\u003c\/i\u003e, garnered an interview on NPR (link below) and three guest appearances on SiriusXM’s radio show, \u003ci\u003eKid’s Place Live\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJan is a fiber artist and teacher. She taught first grade for 18 years before focusing on art education. For the past 20 years, she has taught art to children from preschool to third grade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAmy Albright has been making art as long as she can remember. Albright grew up in the Allegheny National Forest of Pennsylvania, so the natural world is her first love and primary subject matter. Her art involves fine attention to detail and capturing realism with a soul. When she's not making art, Albright can be found coaching private clients, working with animals, writing like a madwoman, zipping around on her bike, or planning her next adventure.","brand":"Blue Star Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233634136293,"sku":"NP9781963183764","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781963183764.jpg?v=1767738528","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/the-breast-is-yet-to-come-isbn-9781963183764","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}