Take My Wife? 523 Jokes, Riddles, Quips, Quotes and Wisecracks About Love, Marriage, and the Battle of the Sexes
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The comical compiler of Yo' Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage.
When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card.
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card.
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
PUBLISHER:
Workman Publishing Company
ISBN-10:
1579125972
ISBN-13:
9781579125974
BINDING:
Paperback / softback
BISAC:
Humor
PUBLICATION YEAR:
2008
NUMBER OF PAGES:
224
BOOK DIMENSIONS:
7.25(H) x 5.38(W) x 0.63(D)
AUDIENCE TYPE:
General / Adult
LANGUAGE:
English