Sophomore Undercover

WHO: Dixie Nguyen (no, not "Nig Goo Yun") a.k.a the lead (and only) reporter for the school newspaper

WHAT: A chance for Dixie to scoop the biggest drug scandal in the history of high school athletics--provided that he can stay out of juvenile hall, the hospital, and new age therapy long enough to piece the story together

WHEN: Homecoming week

WHERE: Stilton, California

Population: 5,864

Vietnamese population: Dixie Nguyen

HOW: Using the power of investigative reporting--along with a little help from a cheerleader-turned-goth, a menopausal journalism teacher, and maybe even the hippie school counselor, nicknamed Huggy Bear

WHY: Because the Pulitzer would look pretty sweet on a college application