{"product_id":"skater-boy-isbn-9781641296250","title":"Skater Boy","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn this YA pop punk debut about queer romance and destroying labels, a teen risks everything to write his own story. Perfect for fans of Sonora Reyes and Adib Khorram.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Stonebridge High’s resident bad boy, Wesley “Big Mac” Mackenzie, is failing senior year—thanks to his unchecked anger, rowdy friends, and a tendency to ditch his homework for skateboarding and a secret photography obsession. So when his mom drags him to a production of \u003ci\u003eThe Nutcracker\u003c\/i\u003e, Wes isn’t interested at all . . . until he sees Tristan Monroe. Mr. Nutcracker himself.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Wes knows he shouldn’t like Tristan; after all, he’s a ballet dancer, and Wes is as closeted as they come. But when they start spending time together, Wes can’t seem to get Tristan out of his head. Driven by a new sense of purpose, Wes begins to think that maybe he can change for the better and graduate on time.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e As a falling-out with his friends becomes inevitable, Wes realizes that being himself means taking a stand—and blowing up the bad-boy reputation he never wanted in the first place.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom a debut author to watch, \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e delivers a heart-wrenching, validating, and honest story about what it means to be gay in a world where you don’t fit in.\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Read With Jenna Jr Summer Reading List Pick\u003cbr\u003eFinalist for the 2025 Sheila A. Egoff Children's Literature Prize\u003cbr\u003eSelected for the Children's Book Council Young Adult Favorites Award\u003cbr\u003eAn Indigo Best Teen Book of 2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eBookshop.org Best of YA Fiction for 2024\u003cbr\u003eAn ABA Kids’ Indie Next Pick for March\/April 2024\u003cbr\u003eA Canadian Children’s Book Centre Best Book for Teens\u003cbr\u003eIndigo’s Most Anticipated Teen Books\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Realistic and heartfelt.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe Bay Area Reporter\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Wes is discovering who he actually is, which is not the person people expect him to be. He never wanted to be a bad boy in the first place. He was put in that role by bad luck and was following the easiest route. Not only does this story show an authentic evolution of character, a beautiful coming of age, but it shows that there are lots of ways to be gay. This is so worth reading.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe News-Gazette\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is a book for kids who may see themselves on the outside of Queer stereotypes.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Seattle Gay News\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“He was a punk (with a secret soft center). \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is a perceptive, vividly emotional, complicated love story, told with candor and compassion. Can I make it any more obvious that you should drop everything and read it?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Becky Albertalli, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eSimon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A poignant unraveling of the binds spun by toxic masculinity. \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy k\u003c\/i\u003eept me rooting for the disaster boy to find his way.” \u003cbr\u003e—\u003cb\u003eXiran Jay Zhao, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eIron Widow\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Boy meets boy in this heartfelt YA romance that celebrates pop punk, finding yourself, and taking charge of your life.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Brightly\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“This is not \u003ci\u003eonly\u003c\/i\u003e a story teenagers deserve to read—it’s a story that \u003ci\u003eneeded\u003c\/i\u003e to be told. A story about what it means to to be young and queer in a world where adults may fail you. A story about taking the first steps to overcome the struggles one might be facing. A story about how you owe \u003ci\u003eno one, but yourself, \u003c\/i\u003ethe life you want to live.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—f(r)iction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Deftly navigating (justified) teen angst with a humorous voice and unmatched compassion . . . \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e destroys labels and points directly at systemic failings we’ve had a propensity to overlook . . . Nerada’s characters compel the story forward, pushing against the oppressive, frustrating isolation of their respective archetypes and finding themselves wholly realized. Do yourself a favor, get to know the skater boy.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe Southern Bookseller Review\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I loved this book . . . [\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is] about the importance of being yourself, not letting your friend group define you or your future. It's something that a lot of teens can relate to, and it also depicts a lot of healthy romantic relationships.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—The Homestretch, CBC Radio\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A fun rom-com . . . but there’s also more to it . . . It’s a measure of the quality of Anthony Nerada’s writing that he can make you not only understand why this character does these things, but watch him take accountability for his actions and make real efforts to change, even if he doesn’t always succeed.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Forever Young Adult\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“[\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e] is a pop-punk storyline that pushes past the norms of young adult romance and creates a new genre of story.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Young Entertainment Magazine\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A picture-perfect coming-of-age novel that will skate away with your heart.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Eric Geron, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eA Tale of Two Princes\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e drew me in from the very first page and was absolutely unputdownable! Not only does Nerada turn stereotypes on their head in his brilliantly nuanced debut, but he does it while writing something universally relatable and utterly charming. Wes Mackenzie puts the \u003ci\u003eoo\u003c\/i\u003e in swoony!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Lynn Painter, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eBetter Than the Movies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Nerada offers a nuanced and realistic glimpse into the pressure and the chaos and the growing pains of being a teenager, and what can happen when you open up and share your full, true self. A brilliant debut.” \u003cbr\u003e—\u003cb\u003eRachael Lippincott, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eShe Gets the Girl \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is the beautifully written, poignant story of Wes, an angry, lonely boy struggling to find his place in the world. Anthony Nerada deftly handles Wes’s character arc as he learns to love himself. An impressive debut.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Liz Lawson, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Agathas\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Night in Question\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Lucky Ones\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“In his witty and vulnerable debut, Nerada reminds us that labels are pointless, love is for everyone and that it is a truth universally known that everybody LOVES a 'bad boy' with a skateboard and a heart of gold. Honest, authentic and charming, \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e skillfully highlights that queer kids can't be put into a box! A voice to watch!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Amber McBride, National Book Award finalist and author of \u003ci\u003eMe (Moth)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Wes Mackenzie is one of the most authentic and refreshingly angry main characters I’ve read in a long time, and I ate up every word of his journey. \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is spectacularly queer and witty, and I have no doubt Anthony Nerada's debut will become a beloved addition to bookshelves everywhere.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Robbie Couch, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eIf I See You Again Tomorrow\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Anthony Nerada shows, with the perfect mix of punks, bros, and ballerinos, that you can't judge a book by its cover, and that sometimes we have to go through the roughest points of our lives to discover truths about ourselves. \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e had my heart from the jump!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Jason June, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eOut of the Blue\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I have a soft spot for angry gays, and \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e delivers one of YA’s all-time angriest! Wes is perfectly imperfect: defensive, emotional, and no, he does not have college figured out yet, thank you. Anthony Nerada is a fresh new voice adding to the much-needed growing wave of ill-behaved queer protagonists. I love love LOVED this one!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Adam Sass, award-winning author of \u003ci\u003eThe 99 Boyfriends of Micah Summers\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eYour Lonely Nights Are Over\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A fun, fiery love story for the misunderstood, \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is the nostalgic, opposites-attract gay romance we deserve! A confectionary pop smash that takes inspiration from its namesake, Nerada has crafted a power ballad of a coming out story for the mainstream punk rocker in all of us.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Steven Salvatore, critically acclaimed author of \u003ci\u003eAnd They Lived . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is like a shaken up bottle of teen angst and first love. While examining masculinity and peer pressure, Anthony Nerada captures those complicated feelings of self-discovery and finding your place while providing endless swoons and laughs.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Robby Weber, author of \u003ci\u003eI Like Me Better\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A closeted teen navigates family trauma, first crushes, and messy friendships in Nerada’s introspective debut . . . Nerada sensitively depicts the lingering effects of Wes’s father’s abuse, and how the trauma from those experiences informs his complicated relationship with himself and others, as well as with opening up.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“An endearing and nuanced debut . . . Nerada portrays characters with caring complexity, particularly Wes’ mother, and presents readers with multifaceted relationships. While Tristan encourages and challenges Wes, Wes’ character growth is, refreshingly, not dependent on their relationship, and healthy friendships are as central to the story as the boys’ romance.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Nerada’s well-written, character-driven first novel is a compelling read with highly empathic characters who will resonate with readers. Getting to know them keeps the pages turning to the satisfying ending.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnthony Nerada\u003c\/b\u003e became a writer after his fifth-grade teacher told him it was his destiny. Since then, he’s read too many books (if there is such a thing) and explored worlds far outside the reaches of his own. Anthony holds a BA in psychology and two diplomas (one in public relations, the other in publishing), which allow him to write the day away while simultaneously psychoanalyzing his friends. Anthony lives in Vancouver, British Columbia, on the traditional, ancestral, and unceded lands of the Coast Salish Peoples. \u003ci\u003eSkater Boy\u003c\/i\u003e is his debut novel.\u003cb\u003e1.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e God Save the American Idiot\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I hate people.\u003cbr\u003e      They’re fake and pretentious, they make assumptions about everything, and no matter how hard they try, eventually, they always let you down. And let’s be real, I couldn’t care less if they like me back. But when I grab the kid by the collar of his Captain America T-shirt and pin him to the lockers, the pang in my chest is almost enough to make me question how I ended up here.\u003cbr\u003e      Almost.\u003cbr\u003e      “Hand it over,” I growl into his ear, patting his pockets with my free hand.\u003cbr\u003e      What can I say? The kid had it coming. He’d been peering out from behind a dumpster when I first spotted him. I was bent at the knee, keying the side of Principal Cohen’s car during third period, when the shutter on his phone went off. I’d been caught red-handed. Kids like that, we don’t run in the same circles. They have a habit of turning me in. Lucky for me, though, I knew to wait for him outside the principal’s office.\u003cbr\u003e      The kid never asked why I did it. If he had, I would have told him that I overheard Principal Cohen calling me a lowlife this morning. But I doubt he’d care. Telling the truth won’t change anything. It never has.\u003cbr\u003e      “Please, I-I don’t have the picture anymore, I swear. Tony got to me first and made me delete it.” His eyes dart around the hall, searching for help.\u003cbr\u003e      It’s not that I don’t believe him—that does sound like something Big Cheese would do—but I can’t just let him go. Stonebridge High’s social hierarchy typecast me as a punk the second I moved to town. Whether I like it or not, I have an image to uphold.\u003cbr\u003e      I’m not going to lie. Aside from the occasional suspension, being Stonebridge’s resident bad guy does have its perks. Not only can I not remember the last time I paid for my own lunch, but no one has ever tried to stop me from skateboarding down the halls between classes. Unless you count last semester, when I traded a joint with the hall monitor in exchange for her silence. You’d think punks would be hot commodities in this age of My Chemical Romance revivals, but we’re not. No one wants to mess with the angry redhead in the black leather jacket and faded skate shoes. Except for this kid, apparently.\u003cbr\u003e      I shove him harder into the wall, bundling his shirt between my knuckles.\u003cbr\u003e      At first, the kid tries to fight back with a weak punch to my arm and a kick above my right knee. But he gives up fast, knowing he doesn’t stand a chance. He has no idea that if he’d only kicked a little harder, I would’ve buckled over in pain. My kneecap is my Achilles’ heel, made of more trauma than bone.\u003cbr\u003e      I make him empty out his pockets. I would never actually hurt the kid, but the fear in his eyes tells me he doesn’t know that.\u003cbr\u003e      “You’re kidding, right?”\u003cbr\u003e      I glance over my shoulder. Mr. Hamilton, the guidance counselor, is in the doorway to his office, his white Nikes glowing under the hallway’s fluorescent lights. If he hadn’t spoken, I would’ve missed him entirely—his beige collared shirt and brown corduroy pants blend in seamlessly with the school’s walls.\u003cbr\u003e      He crosses his arms. “Are you really going to beat someone up on your way to our appointment?”\u003cbr\u003e      Confused, I say, “Our what?”\u003cbr\u003e      What does Mr. Hamilton think? That I’d actually remembered—let alone planned on attending—the counseling session Principal Cohen sentenced me with for tagging the gymnasium last week? If it weren’t for my best friends, Tony and Brad, I wouldn’t even be in this position. Sure, I was technically the one who bought the spray cans, but if Tony didn’t talk his way out of every situation and Brad wasn’t so damn fast, I wouldn’t have been the only one to get caught. Besides, why bother going through the motions when Mr. Hamilton knows as well as I do that my future was decided for me a long time ago?\u003cbr\u003e      Mr. Hamilton moves his hands to his hips, and I throw my arms up in mock surrender, letting the kid slide to the floor.\u003cbr\u003e      I’m not like Tony and Brad. I know when to stand my ground and when to give up. I’ve been around for seventeen years, long enough to interpret the whole hands-on-hips charade as a telltale sign that if I don’t smarten up, I’ll be forced to spend lunch as the official garbage picker-upper for the rest of the semester. Just like junior year.\u003cbr\u003e      I reach for my skateboard as the kid collects his textbooks on his hands and knees and hurries out of sight.\u003cbr\u003e      Mr. Hamilton looks at me through horn-rimmed glasses, smiling like we’re the best of friends, which is ironic considering he doesn’t give a damn about me. I’m just another name on the list of delinquents he needs to cross off by the end of the school year.\u003cbr\u003e      Sighing, I push past him and take a seat, dropping my board in front of me. Mr. Hamilton’s office is the size of a porta-potty with outdated wooden lacquered walls and barely enough room for the filing cabinet in the corner. Next to his desktop computer is a small, barred window that—while there to keep us safe—reminds me I’m serving time.\u003cbr\u003e      To make matters worse, Mr. Hamilton always smells like a cloud of body spray. He’s probably convinced it makes him relatable.\u003cbr\u003e      “I won’t sugarcoat this, Mr. Mackenzie,” he says, swiveling in his chair. “Your grades are horrendous . . .” His voice trails off as he looks down the bridge of his nose at me, acting as if I should be surprised. Appalled, even.\u003cbr\u003e      I’m not, though. Not really. I’ve skipped more classes than I’ve attended this semester.\u003cbr\u003e      I don’t know.\u003cbr\u003e      School’s stupid.\u003cbr\u003e      Why would I intentionally sit through a teacher rambling on for hours when I can find any answer on Google in less than ten minutes, all while never leaving the comfort of my own bed? Even if you so much as glance at your phone in class or get distracted and sneak a picture of the season’s first snowfall, it’s taken away for the rest of the day. Total BS. And when said teacher announces to the whole class that you’ll never amount to anything, it doesn’t matter how much effort you put in when all you’ll ever get are Cs and a “needs improvement” evaluation.\u003cbr\u003e      It’s not like school prepares you for real life either. It didn’t teach me how to change a tire on the side of the interstate in the middle of the night. Or how to sock away a few extra dollars each month for a rainy day. Ma taught me all that and more. Seriously, when would I ever need to know what the length of a triangle is? That’s what rulers are for.\u003cbr\u003e      Mr. Hamilton leers at me.\u003cbr\u003e      Right about now, it’d be smart to say something like, “I hear your concern, sir, but I’m failing to understand the importance of the underlying issue.”\u003cbr\u003e      Grown-ups love that. That flowery language shit.\u003cbr\u003e      But I don’t.\u003cbr\u003e      “What’s your point?” I shrug, fixating on the stray chin hair he missed shaving this morning.\u003cbr\u003e      “My point, Mr. Mackenzie, is that if you don’t get your act together, you’re not going to graduate.”\u003cbr\u003e      He keeps using my last name like it’s a threat, as if addressing me by my dad’s name will scare me into submission. Joke’s on him, though, because I barely knew the guy.\u003cbr\u003e      Still, my stomach twists in a knot.\u003cbr\u003e      I know I should show concern regarding my impending doom. I should be polite and address my elder with respect. That’s what we’re taught to do, anyway.\u003cbr\u003e      Instead, I say, “Are you shitting me?”\u003cbr\u003e      “Language, Mr. Mackenzie.”\u003cbr\u003e      If you haven’t already guessed, words and I don’t get along. At least, not when it comes to talking to people. When I want to be funny, I get the tone all wrong, and people think I’m mocking them. When I want to sound sophisticated, I come across temperamental with a complete lack of self-awareness.\u003cbr\u003e      It’s even worse with Authority Figures™.\u003cbr\u003e      Growing up, teachers used to think I had something called oppositional defiant disorder, but that wasn’t it. I just can’t find the right words to get my point across, which makes me angry, which makes me lash out, which makes me angry because I’ve lashed out. On top of everything, while adults were always so quick with a diagnosis—thinking they could medicate me into obedience—no one ever asked why I was so angry in the first place. Because what does a child know, right?\u003cbr\u003e      I’m not a victim or anything like that, but it’s a vicious cycle.\u003cbr\u003e      To stay calm, I pull my black beanie further down my forehead and count in multiples of three in my head. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.\u003cbr\u003e      Three times one is three.\u003cbr\u003e      Three times two is six.\u003cbr\u003e      Three times three is nine.\u003cbr\u003e      “If I were you, I’d take winter break to seriously consider what your next steps are going to be. The deadline for college applications is sooner than you think.”\u003cbr\u003e      I twist the hairs on my left eyebrow, much like a villain would do to his mustache in a campy B-rated action movie. Except I’m not plotting Mr. Hamilton’s demise. At least, not yet.\u003cbr\u003e      I’ve been told a million times I won’t graduate at the rate I’m going. It’s not exactly Breaking News at this point. But the thought of repeating senior year without Big Cheese and Bud—of watching them walk across the stage without me—makes me want to skateboard out of here and never look back. Or, at the very least, smoke a joint.\u003cbr\u003e      “What can I do?” I ask, deflating in my seat.\u003cbr\u003e      I regret it immediately.\u003cbr\u003e      Even a “lowlife” like me can see Mr. Hamilton’s eyes gleam, like he’s waited his entire career for this exact moment. I’m pissed I’m the one that gave it to him.\u003cbr\u003e      “Well, for starters, I’d pick up a textbook now and then.”\u003cbr\u003e      It’s meant to be funny—he actually pauses for my reaction—but I’m not willing to give him the satisfaction of a fake laugh. Not on the merits of a weak dad joke.\u003cbr\u003e      I tap my foot against the underside of my skateboard. Though all I want to do is make some quick retort, I know this man can prevent me from graduating. And since graduating is the only way I can put this hellhole behind me, I have to choose my battles.\u003cbr\u003e      When I don’t respond, Mr. Hamilton opens a drawer to his right and slams a pile of college brochures—wrapped in red ribbon—onto the desk. Like he’s Santa Claus and Christmas has come early.\u003cbr\u003e      “I wouldn’t worry about any of these ones,” he scoffs, taking most of the pile away with unnecessary flourish. “Given your track record, you don’t stand a chance.”\u003cbr\u003e I crack a smile and feel the corner of my mouth lifting with pride. My rap sheet of detentions is longer than any of my academic achievements. The guys and I beat Austin McNally’s ’06 record last year.\u003cbr\u003e      After Mr. Hamilton’s finished sorting through the pile, only three brochures remain: one for a community college in the next county over and two with such terrible stock images I don’t even bother committing their names to memory.\u003cbr\u003e      “I don’t want to go to college,” I huff, flipping my skateboard up between my knees. “I just want to graduate.”\u003cbr\u003e      I’m familiar with the look Mr. Hamilton gives me next. I’ve seen it from adults my whole life. Though the order can be, and usually is, interchangeable, it’s always the same thing: lips pursed, arms crossed, followed by some snarky remark about “not wanting to believe that.”\u003cbr\u003e      “I hope you don’t mean that,” Mr. Hamilton says, folding his arms.\u003cbr\u003e      It’s like fucking clockwork.\u003cbr\u003e      His eyebrows are about to spark, that’s how close they are. “Do you have any passions, Mr. Mackenzie?”\u003cbr\u003e      I pause, biting the inside of my lip.\u003cbr\u003e      This question always gets me. When we’re kids, adults love to ask us what we want to be when we grow up, which is basically what Mr. Hamilton is asking now.\u003cbr\u003e      I was seven the first time I had to answer that. It was Career Day at school, and Malcolm Weaver’s dad came to talk to the class about being a police officer. But I didn’t want to listen. I already knew what that entailed. Ma and I had just moved to Valentine, Ohio to escape the officer that, up until recently, I called my dad. And this one was no different; he walked deliberately between the desks, his boots thudding over the linoleum like they carried the life sentences of his arrests. I felt his breath on the back of my neck as he spoke, felt my knees trembling against my seat.\u003cbr\u003e      When it was my turn to speak, I’d said I wanted to be Percy Jackson because Percy Jackson was the man growing up.\u003cbr\u003e      Sure, I got a few laughs from the room, but Officer Weaver wasn’t amused. He rapped his knuckles along my desk and asked again, slower this time, like I hadn’t comprehended the question.\u003cbr\u003e      That shut me up real quick.\u003cbr\u003e      I learned right then and there that I wasn’t allowed to be the Riptide-wielding, badass demigod I wanted to be most in life. Because the truth is, when adults ask that question, they don’t really want to know what you have to say.\u003cbr\u003e      I cross my legs, pretending to ponder my answer. “Ma says I’d make a good lawyer with all the arguing I do.”\u003cbr\u003e      Mr. Hamilton’s hollow laugh fills the air with the scent of stale coffee breath. “Sorry, kiddo, but you’ll never be a lawyer. Not with these grades.”\u003cbr\u003e      Did I mention I hate this man?\u003cbr\u003e      He pulls out a copy of my most recent report card, holding it between two fingers like it’s covered in the Black Plague. Even from across the desk, I can see it’s riddled with Ds. “Math seems to be your best bet. 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