{"product_id":"series-of-unfortunate-events-3-the-wide-window-isbn-9780060566159","title":"Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Reader,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all. If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair. I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eDear Listener,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and the one you are holding may be the worst of them all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this audio will probably fill you with despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also shouldn't mention the interactive features of the CD, which include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eA perplexing word game \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhotos from The Lemony Snicket Archives \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArt from The Brett Helquist gallery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eI will continue to record these tragic tales for that is what I do. You should decide for yourself if you can possibly endure this miserable story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44888572100837,"sku":"NP9780060566159","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780060566159.jpg?v=1730229361","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/series-of-unfortunate-events-3-the-wide-window-isbn-9780060566159","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}