Rotten School #1: The Big Blueberry Barf-Off!

Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School!

Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she’s not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn’t have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks.

But Bernie has a plan to get it. Bernie always has a plan! It’s time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all!

Packed with three dozen hilariously disgusting half-tone illustrations by Trip Park, readers won’t be able to resist the madness at Rotten School—where good is good, bad is better, and rotten is the absolute best!

Can Bernie’s biggest, most disgusting scheme yet win him the ultimate prize?

• Epic School Rivalry: Schemer Bernie Bridges takes on his rich-kid archenemy Sherman Oaks for the ultimate prize: a solid-gold watch with forty-two functions.
• Gross Out Humor: Get ready for the Big Blueberry Barf-Off! A pie-eating contest so disgusting you won’t know whether to laugh or hurl.
• Hilarious Friendships: With loyal friends like the pie-inhaling Beast on his side, how can Bernie possibly lose? (Unless he gets them all into detention first).
• Funny Boarding School Adventure: The first book in the Rotten School series, where the students are rotten, the teachers are clueless, and the pranks are legendary.

Bernie Bridges Rules the School!

He convinced the cafeteria lady that a Milky Way bar is a vegetable.

He got the coach to make giving wedgies an offical school sport.

Bernie always has a plan.

But how will he get spoiled rich kid Sherman Oaks to give him his watch—the one that tells time, plays DVDs, and pops popcorn?

Hint: It involves a contest, 25 blueberry pies, and a gallon of barf!

Warning! Don't read this book after lunch!