{"product_id":"president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-isbn-9780062320407","title":"President Me: The America That's in My Head","description":"\u003cp\u003eImagine a world where \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePodcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestseller \u003cem\u003eIn Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks\u003c\/em\u003e—but he’s not done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/em\u003e, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. \u003cem\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/em\u003e hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eMy fellow Americans,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresident John F. Kennedy once famously said, \"Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?\" He also said, \"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've got to get it together, America.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself \u003cem\u003eCandidate Carolla\u003c\/em\u003e. The tome you hold in your hands is a statement of my intent to whip our country back into fighting shape, to eliminate the \"what are you going to do for me?\" mentality that has invaded our country.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/em\u003e is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather \"Occupy\" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in my head.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're welcome in advance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour future leader,\u003cbr\u003eAdam\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dey Street Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44889378324709,"sku":"NP9780062320407","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780062320407.jpg?v=1730231115","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-isbn-9780062320407","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}