{"product_id":"number-two-more-short-tales-from-a-very-tall-man-isbn-9781443434959","title":"Number Two: More Short Tales from a Very Tall Man","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the twisted and juvenile mind that brought you the national bestseller \u003cem\u003eAnchorboy\u003c\/em\u003e comes another rollicking collection of embarrassing stories that’ll make you laugh, cry, and feel just a little bit uncomfortable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet ready for more story time with everyone’s favourite Canadian sportscaster, Jay Onrait! Pull up a chair, open a bag of ketchup chips, and join Jay as he reminisces about the times he explored the squalid world of medical marijuana; made a mess of himself on the road to Pittsburgh; waited three hours to see 2 Live Crew in Edmonton; rode a Street Dragon through the laneways of Sochi; got bumped from live TV for Rob Ford; and shared a drink with Jay-Z . . . and was then asked to leave. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou’ll find all this and more of the same inside \u003cem\u003eNumber Two\u003c\/em\u003e by Jay Onrait. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eREAD IT!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“Of all the Canadians I have worked with in Hollywood, Jay Onrait is definitely one of them.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMartin Short\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Jay Onrait has finally found a medium in which he stands a chance to succeed. Stick with the books, kid!  Television is just not your thing. And get rid of the other guy immediately.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eRegis Philbin\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I’m not going to be one of those people who says something mean about Jay Onrait just for a cheap laugh and a chance to get on his book cover. Besides, who the hell is Jay Onrait?” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePeter Mansbridge\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“When I first met Jay Onrait, he was essentially an intern at TSN. I would berate him daily and make him do silly dog tricks to humiliate him in front of the staff. But if that is in this book, I will sue his ass.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eJames Duthie\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Jay is in desperate of need of paycheck, so he wrote another book. Please take him back Canada.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAndy Roddick\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Seriously, a book by Jay Onrait is not to be taken seriously. Except by Jay Onrait, who was driven by the need to work on his spelling.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDave Hodge\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I fell in love with Jay Onrait the day I flashed him on National Television. It was more exciting for me than him, but we both were willing to do anything for ratings. . . Anything. RIP Jay. I will miss your packed lunches.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCharissa Thompson\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harper Perennial","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44888836341989,"sku":"NP9781443434959","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781443434959.jpg?v=1730229920","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/number-two-more-short-tales-from-a-very-tall-man-isbn-9781443434959","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}