No Tooting at Tea

Tea parties have certain rules. You must lay your napkin carefully in your lap, say "please" and "thank you," and sip, not slurp, your tea. But SOMEONE at this tea party keeps breaking a very important rule—NO TOOTING! Will this tea party be ruined? And WHO keeps tooting, anyway? A charming and hilarious take on sibling dynamics that plays against gender expectations and has huge kid appeal. An afterword includes information on tea and all the wonderful and delicious ways it can be served.

What happens when a perfectly proper tea party gets a silly, noisy surprise?

• Potty Humor for Kids: A hilarious mystery whodunit (or who-tooted-it?) that will have kids giggling with every page turn.
• A Perfect Read Aloud: With fun, repeating questions and a silly refrain, this story is designed to be shared and laughed over together.
• Manners for Kids: A funny take on etiquette where the rules of a proper tea party are hilariously interrupted.
• A Surprise Ending: Kids will love the twist when the real source of the noisy interruptions is finally revealed!

"The text is clever enough, featuring a cheekily informative if Eurocentric afterword. The endlessly entertaining theme of flatulence, a satisfying portrayal of an imperious friend getting her just deserts (and desserts?), and the delightfully indelicate alliteration of the titular tooting should invite a wide audience." —Kirkus Reviews