{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-9-junie-b-jones-is-not-a-crook-isbn-9780679883425","title":"Junie B. Jones #9: Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE #1 \u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • Junie B. Jones learns that there are rules around finders keepers in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of \u003ci\u003eDog Man\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! A terrible thing happened to Junie B.! And it’s called—someone took her new black furry mittens! And they kept them! They didn’t even put them in the Lost and Found at school. So, when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen on the floor, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right? That’s fair. Right? \u003ci\u003eRight\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJunie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003eFrom USA TODAY:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003ePublisher' Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park convinces beginning readers  that Junie B.—\u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e reading—are lots of fun.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie's swarms of young fans will  continue to delight in her unique  take on the world....A hilarious, first-rate read- aloud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park, one of the funniest  writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book  set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e magazine:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. Jones is a feisty  six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From  \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park is truly a funny writer. Although  Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.\"\u003cp\u003eBARBARA PARK (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMick Harte Was Here\u003c\/i\u003e. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eChapter 1: No Good Reason\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere is a story for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is called \"Once Upon a Time My Grandfather Named Frank Miller Went to the Store and He Bought Me Some Mittens.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time my grandfather named Frank Miller went to the store and he bought me some mittens. They are made out of black furry fur.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd guess what? It was not even my birthday! Or Christmas! Or Valentine's Day! Plus the mittens were not even on sale!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGrampa Miller just bought them for no good reason! And that is the bestest reason I ever heard of!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's how come I love that guy very much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlus also he can skip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe end.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI love that story a real lot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause guess why?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI didn't even make it up, that's why!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat adventure actually happened to me! My grampa Miller really \u003ci\u003edid\u003c\/i\u003e buy me mittens for no good reason!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd they are gorgeous, I tell you!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen I first opened them, I got filled with glee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGlee is when you run. And jump. And skip. And laugh. And clap. And dance on top of the dining room table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen your mother takes you down from the table. And she carries you to your room for a \u003ci\u003etime-out\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eTime-outs\u003c\/i\u003e kill the glee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wore my new mittens the whole entire morning. Plus also I wore them to afternoon kindergarten.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wore them with my attractive winter jacket. Only it wasn't actually cold out. Only who even cares? 'Cause that outfit looked very beautiful together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI showed my mittens to my bestest friend named Grace. Also, I showed them to a variety of strangers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter I got to school, I held my hands over my head. And I runned all over the playground.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"LOOK, EVERYBODY! LOOK AT MY NEW MITTENS! MY GRAMPA FRANK MILLER BOUGHT THEM FOR NO GOOD REASON!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI waved them all around in the air.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HOW MANY CHILDREN SEE THESE LOVELY THINGS? RAISE YOUR HANDS,\" I hollered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNobody raised their hands.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HOW MANY CHILDREN THINK THESE MITTENS ARE GORGEOUS? PLEASE COME FORWARD!\" I yelled.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNobody came forward.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI put my hands back down and walked to that Grace.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I couldn't create any interest,\" I said very glum.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly guess what? Just then, I spotted my other bestest friend named Lucille!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI ran my fastest to greet her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"LUCILLE! LUCILLE! LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS NEW MITTENS! SEE THEM? THEY ARE MADE OUT OF BLACK FURRY FUR!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille petted them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"My family has \u003ci\u003elots\u003c\/i\u003e of fur,\" she said. \"My mother has a fur cape. And my aunt has a fur jacket. And my uncle has a fur hat. Plus my nanna just bought a brand-new mink coat. Only she can't wear it outside the house. Or else people will throw paint on her.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy mouth came all the way open.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Why, Lucille? Why will people throw paint on your nanna?\" I asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille crossed her arms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't you know \u003ci\u003eanything\u003c\/i\u003e, Junie B. Jones? It's because people who love furry animals don't like them being made into coats for nannas.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then, I felt relief in me. 'Cause I'm not even a nanna, that's why. And besides, my mittens aren't even made out of \u003ci\u003ereal\u003c\/i\u003e furry animals. They are made out of \u003ci\u003efake\u003c\/i\u003e furry animals. And so those kind don't even count.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of a sudden, the bell rang for school.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI zoomed to my room like a speeding rocket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause guess why? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMore people to show my mittens to!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's why!","brand":"Random House Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46300307882213,"sku":"NP9780679883425","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780679883425.jpg?v=1767730545","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/junie-b-jones-9-junie-b-jones-is-not-a-crook-isbn-9780679883425","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}