{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-7-junie-b-jones-loves-handsome-warren-isbn-9780679866961","title":"Junie B. Jones #7: Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE #1 \u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • Junie B. Jones gets her first crush in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of \u003ci\u003eDog Man\u003c\/i\u003e). \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! There’s a new boy named Warren in kindergarten, and guess what? He’s the handsomest guy Junie B. has ever seen. Maybe he could be her boyfriend. Only, he thinks Junie B. is a nutball, just ’cause she couldn’t stop laughing and rolling in the grass. So, Junie B. decides to show Warren just how calm she can be. But how is she supposed to get his attention with her best friends fighting over him all the time? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJunie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for Barbara Park’s Junie B. Jones series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e“Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she’s sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Barbara Park captured, with authenticity and heart, the voice of a six-year-old child. Junie B. is a spunky little girl who is naive, lacks an attention span, has a vivid imagination, quick temper, a strong sense of injustice, and an inability to understand subtlety or nuance.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003e Book Riot\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eBarbara Park\u003c\/b\u003e (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMick Harte Was Here\u003c\/i\u003e. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.\u003cb\u003eChapter 2: Pigs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille sits next to me in Room Nine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI kept on being nice to her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause I wanted to meet that handsome boy, of course.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Want to be friends again, Lucille? Huh? Want to be friends like we used to be? That would be nice of us, don't you think?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"No,\" said Lucille. \"You only want to be friends so you can steal my new boyfriend.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did a big breath at her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only how can I even steal him, Lucille?\" I asked. \"'Cause you are way beautifuller than me. Remember that? Remember how beautifuller than me you are?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille remembered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe fluffed herself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen she showed me her new lacy socks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Eight dollars and fifty cents... \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e including tax,\" she said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI bugged out my eyes at them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Wowie-wow-wow. Those are some fancy feet you have there, madam!\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, I showed Lucille \u003ci\u003emy\u003c\/i\u003e socks, too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"See, Lucille? See mine? They are very sagging and droopy. That's because last night me and my dog Tickle played tug-of-war with those things. And he got drooly on them.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille made a face.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Eew,\" she said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I know they are eew,\" I said back. \"That's what I've been trying to tell you, Lucille. I am a big pig. And so how can I even steal your boyfriend?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then, Lucille looked nicer at me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI scooted my chair close to her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Now we are friends again! Right, Lucille? Right?\" I said. \"And so now you can introduce me to Handsome Warren. 'Cause I won't even steal that guy.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille fluffed herself some more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I don't know... I'll think about it,\" she said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI clapped my hands real thrilled.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I quick stood up on my chair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"GRACE! HEY, GRACE!\" I hollered. \"LUCILLE SAID SHE'LL THINK ABOUT IT!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then, I heard a different voice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"JUNIE B. JONES! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was my teacher.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHer name is Mrs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI smiled kind of nervous.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I am trying to get a message to Grace,\" I said very soft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. hurried up to my table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Never \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e stand up in your chair, Junie B.,\" she said. \"You could fall off and break something.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah!\" shouted a meanie boy named Jim. \"She could break the \u003ci\u003efloor\u003c\/i\u003e with her hard \u003ci\u003ehead\u003c\/i\u003e!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI made a fist at that kid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"PLUS ALSO I COULD BREAK YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE BEAN BRAIN!\" I hollered back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. plopped me back in my seat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"That's enough,\" she grouched. \"I mean it, Junie B. Not one more word.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, I stayed in my chair very good. And I did my work.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did my spelling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd my arithmetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd my printing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso, I drew a sausage patty on my arm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly that wasn't even an assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat is called \u003ci\u003eworking on your own\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePretty soon, Mrs. clapped her loud hands together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Okay, everyone. It's almost time for recess. Pass in your papers and line up at the door.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. looked at me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"And please... let's be ladies and gentlemen about it.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLadies and gentlemen\u003c\/i\u003e means No Trampling on Thy Neighbor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a Ten Commandments, I think.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMe and Lucille held hands.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Now you're gonna introduce me. Right, Lucille? Now I'm gonna get to meet that handsome boy.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then, that Grace runned up behind us.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was happy to see her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Grace! Grace! Guess what? Lucille is going to introduce us to Handsome Warren! 'Cause you and me are big pigs, that's why!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat Grace looked upset at me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I am \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e a big pig,\" she said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI quick whispered in her ear. \"Yeah, only we're not \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e big pigs, Grace. We just have to \u003ci\u003esay\u003c\/i\u003e we're big pigs. Or else Lucille thinks we will steal her boyfriend. Get it?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat Grace got it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I am a giant stink hog,\" she said to Lucille.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd so after that, all of us skipped to the swing set very happy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe sat down. And waited for Room Eight to come out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe waited a real long time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen all of a sudden, Room Eight opened their door! And Handsome Warren came out of there!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucille runned to him and grabbed his hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe pulled him to the swings to meet us.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eThat\u003c\/i\u003e is Grace. And \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e is Junie B. Jones,\" she said to Handsome Warren.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe waved very cute and friendly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI quick hided behind my hands.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause all of a sudden I felt shy of that guy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI peeked through my fingers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Peekaboo. I see you,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I laughed and laughed. 'Cause I'm a laugh a minute, that's why.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI kept on laughing at that funny joke.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly too bad for me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause after while, I couldn't even stop.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was out of control, I think.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI holded my sides and fell on the ground.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I rolled and laughed and rolled and laughed. All around in the grass.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandsome Warren looked nervous of me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe backed up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"What a nutball,\" he said very soft.\u003cbr\u003eThen he turned around. And walked away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd Lucille and that Grace walked with him.","brand":"Random House Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46300711026917,"sku":"NP9780679866961","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780679866961.jpg?v=1767730549","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/junie-b-jones-7-junie-b-jones-loves-handsome-warren-isbn-9780679866961","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}