{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-4-junie-b-jones-and-some-sneaky-peeky-spying-isbn-9780679851011","title":"Junie B. Jones #4: Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE #1 \u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • Junie B. Jones has always had a knack for spying. But her special skills could lead to a slippery secret in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of \u003ci\u003eDog Man\u003c\/i\u003e). \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B. is the bestest spier in the world. She hides in the dirty clothes hamper and baby Ollie’s closet without getting caught all the time. That’s ’cause she has sneaky feet. And her nose doesn’t whistle when she breathes. But guess what? Junie B. might be real sneaky. And real peeky. But when she spies on her teacher at the grocery store, she could get into real trouble!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJunie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for Barbara Park’s Junie B. Jones series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e“Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she’s sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Barbara Park captured, with authenticity and heart, the voice of a six-year-old child. Junie B. is a spunky little girl who is naive, lacks an attention span, has a vivid imagination, quick temper, a strong sense of injustice, and an inability to understand subtlety or nuance.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003e Book Riot\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eBarbara Park\u003c\/b\u003e (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMick Harte Was Here\u003c\/i\u003e. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.\u003cb\u003eChapter 4: Cookie Mix and Other Stuff\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe next day was Saturday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSaturday is the day me and my mother go to the grocery store.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have rules at that place.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLike no hollering the words I WANT ICE CREAM!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd no calling Mother the name of big meanie when she won't buy it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd no eating a bag of marshmallows that doesn't belong to you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOr else the store guy yanks it away from you. And he says, \u003ci\u003eEating is the same thing as stealing, young lady.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen he takes you to Mother. And she has to pay for the whole entire bag. Except for I don't know why. 'Cause I only ate three of those softy guys and that's all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe carts at the grocery store have seats in them. That's where babies sit. Only not me. 'Cause big girls get to walk all by theirselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd guess what else? One time Mother even let me push the whole big cart without any help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcept for then some baked beanies got knocked off their shelf. And a grandma got her foot caught in my tire. And so now I have to wait till I'm bigger.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy favorite aisle is where the cookies are. That's 'cause sometimes there is a lady at a table there. And she gives me and Mother cookie samples. And we don't even have to pay for them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTheir name is freebies, I think.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly too bad for me. 'Cause this time the lady wasn't there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Darn it,\" I said very disappointed. \"No freebie lady.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMother smiled. \"That's okay. When we get home, we're going to bake our own cookies for Grandparents' Day, remember? Won't that be fun?\" she asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI made my shoulders go up and down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's  'cause I was still mad at her for not taking me to my teacher's house, of course.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"What kind of cookie mix do you want?\" asked Mother.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did a frown at her. \"I don't even want to bake cookies anymore\" I said. \"'Cause you still won't take me to where Mrs. lives.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMother rumpled my hair. \"Staying mad isn't going to change things, Junie B.,\" she said. \"Now do you want to pick out the cookie mix? Or shall I?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen Mother picked out some cookie mix. And she gave it to me. And I throwed it in the cart very hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Thank you,\" said Mother.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"You're not welcome,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, Mother took me outside of the store. And me and her had a little talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA little talk is when Mother is mad at me. And she says who do I think I am, missy? And zactly how long so I think she's going to put up with me?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I have to say a 'pology to her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA 'pology is the words \u003ci\u003eI'm sorry\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcept for you don't actually have to mean it. 'Cause nobody can even tell the difference.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter the little talk, we went back into the store.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Shall we try again?\" asked Mother.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen she gave me another box of cookie mix. And I put it in the cart very nice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"That's better,\" she said. \"Thank you.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou're not welcome, I said inside my head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I smiled to myself. 'Cause Mother can't even hear me in there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, me and her went around the corner. And I saw my most favorite thing in the whole world!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd its name is the water fountain!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hey! I need a drink!\" I said very excited.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I runned right over there. And I hopped up on the little step.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Need some help?\" called Mother.\u003cbr\u003e\"No,\" I said. \"'Cause I'm almost six years old, that's why. And so I already know how to work this big guy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"And here's another thing I know,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"No putting your mouth on the water spout. Or else germs will get inside you. And you will die.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI smiled very proud. \"Paulie Allen Puffer told me that,\" I explained.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I bended my head over the fountain. And I drank for a very long time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hurry up, Junie B.,\" said Mother. \"I need to get the shopping done.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wiped my mouth off with my arm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only I can't hurry up. Or else I might a stomachache and spit up water. 'Cause a boy named William did that on the playground yesterday.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMother looked at her watch. \"Okay. Well, I'm going to be right here in the cereal aisle. As soon as you've finished drinking, come directly back to me.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Okey-dokey,\" I said very happy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I turned around and drinked and drinked and drinked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcept for then I started feeling a little bit sickish. 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