{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-3-junie-b-jones-and-her-big-fat-mouth-isbn-9780679844075","title":"Junie B. Jones #3: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE #1 \u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • With Job Day just around the corner, Junie B. must decide what career her future holds in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of \u003ci\u003eDog Man\u003c\/i\u003e). \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMeet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! It’s been a rough week for Junie B. First, she got punished for calling out in kindergarten class. Next, she was scolded for eating dirty candy in the grass. And now, she’s in big trouble again—because Monday is Job Day at school, and Junie B. told her class she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, she has no idea what it is! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!\u003cb\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJunie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for Barbara Park’s Junie B. Jones series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e“Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she’s sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Barbara Park captured, with authenticity and heart, the voice of a six-year-old child. Junie B. is a spunky little girl who is naive, lacks an attention span, has a vivid imagination, quick temper, a strong sense of injustice, and an inability to understand subtlety or nuance.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003e Book Riot\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eBarbara Park\u003c\/b\u003e (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMick Harte Was Here\u003c\/i\u003e. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.\u003cb\u003eChapter 2: The Cop and Dr. Smiley\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?\" I shouted.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. put her finger to her lips. That means \u003ci\u003ebe quiet\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then there was a knock on the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. hurried to open it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HEY! IT'S A COP!\" I hollered very excited.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe cop came into Room Nine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. smiled. \"Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I can!\" I called out. \"They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"They didn't \u003ci\u003erest\u003c\/i\u003e him, stupid!\" he hollered. \"They \u003ci\u003earrested\u003c\/i\u003e him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy,\" I said to just myself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen another knock came at the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley,\" said Mrs. \"Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?\" she asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yes,\" I said. \"Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly pretty soon an accident happened.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRoom Nine clapped and clapped.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley did a bow.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth\"? I asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day,\" said a girl named Emily.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm going to dress up like a princess,\" said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did a giggle. \"I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I ran speedy fast around the room. 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