{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-11-junie-b-jones-is-a-beauty-shop-guy-isbn-9780679889311","title":"Junie B. Jones #11: Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE #1 \u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • Junie B. Jones discovers a new dream job in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of \u003ci\u003eDog Man\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B. and Daddy are off to the beauty shop to get Daddy’s haircut. And Junie B. gets to assist with everything—from washing his hair to sweeping the floors. Afterward, Junie B. decides she wants to work at a beauty shop when she grows up. But first, she needs a little practice cutting hair. And a few volunteers. Like her bunny slippers. And her dog. And maybe even . . . herself? Is Junie B. about to have the worst hair day ever?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJunie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eJunie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003eFrom USA TODAY:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003ePublisher' Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park convinces beginning readers  that Junie B.—\u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e reading—are lots of fun.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie's swarms of young fans will  continue to delight in her unique  take on the world....A hilarious, first-rate read- aloud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park, one of the funniest  writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book  set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e magazine:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. Jones is a feisty  six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From  \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park is truly a funny writer. Although  Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.\"\u003cp\u003eBARBARA PARK (1947–2013) is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular Junie B. Jones series. She is also the author of award-winning middle-grade novels and picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMick Harte Was Here\u003c\/i\u003e. We are thankful for the laughter she’s given us and to millions of children.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eChapter 4: Snipping, Snipping, Snipping\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI opened and closed my shiny scissors real fast.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Now I can start my years and years of practice!\" I whispered very thrilled.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI skipped to my bed where my stuffed animals sit. 'Cause I needed volunteers, of course.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Who wants to go first?\" I asked my animals. \"Who wants to get their fur trimmed at my beauty shop?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy bestest elephant named Philip Johnny Bob raised his foot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eI do! I do!\u003c\/i\u003e\" he said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hugged him very tight. 'Cause that guy is always a good sport, that's why.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI picked him up and put him in my beauty chair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI sat him on lots of pillows so he would be tall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I kept on looking and looking at his fur.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only here's the problem,\" I said. \"Your fur is made out of softie gray velvet. And softie gray velvet is short and smoothie. And so I can't even trim you.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhilip Johnny Bob did a sad sigh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI patted his head and put him back on the bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then, I accidentally stepped on something.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI looked on the floor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd guess what?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was my slippers that look like bunnies!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eUs! Us! Trim us!\u003c\/i\u003e\" they said real squealy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hey, yeah! 'Cause you have the beautifulest long white fur I ever even saw! And so you guys will be perfect, probably!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI quick picked them up and put them in my beauty chair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, I skipped all around them. And I snipped their long white fur.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI singed a lovely song.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is called \"Snipping, Snipping, Snipping Their Long White Fur.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was the funnest fun I ever even had.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter I got done, I holded them up to the mirror so they could see theirselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey did not smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI\u0026gt;We're baldies,\" they said real soft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did a big breath at those guys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only I already know you are baldies. But that is not my fault. 'Cause you kept on wiggling while I was trimming you,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI petted their heads very nice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't worry,\" I whispered. \"'Cause bunny fur probably grows back, probably. I'm almost positive, sort of.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I hugged them real gentle. And I throwed them under my bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause I didn't want Mother and Daddy might see them, that's why.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, I got in bed and did a sigh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis job was going to take more practice than I thought.","brand":"Random House Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46300386853093,"sku":"NP9780679889311","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780679889311.jpg?v=1767730541","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/junie-b-jones-11-junie-b-jones-is-a-beauty-shop-guy-isbn-9780679889311","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}