{"product_id":"jeff-foxworthys-redneck-dictionary-iii-isbn-9780345498496","title":"Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III","description":"Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ean• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ei• Pod\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e(í-\u003ci\u003epäd\u003c\/i\u003e), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.”\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003euri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.\u003cb\u003eJeff Foxworthy\u003c\/b\u003e is the largest-selling comedy-recording artist in history, a multiple Grammy Award nominee, and the bestselling author of more than 26 books, including his Redneck Dictionaries. He is the host of the Fox television series \u003ci\u003eAre You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?\u003c\/i\u003e Jeff also starred in all three Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies, which have sold more than 8 million copies and are some of the highest-rated movies in Comedy Central history. His syndicated weekly radio show, \u003ci\u003eThe Foxworthy Countdown\u003c\/i\u003e, is carried in more than 220 markets across the United States. A Georgia native, Jeff lives with his wife and two daughters in Atlanta.Aa\u003cbr\u003eabil·i·ties (e-bil´-et-Σz), \u003ci\u003en. and pron. \u003c\/i\u003ea statement of charges for services rendered and subsequent action to be taken by a specified male person. \u003ci\u003e“I don’ care if he’ broke, Ma, the house payment’ \u003cb\u003eabilities \u003c\/b\u003egot to pay.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eac·ne (ak´-nΣ), \u003ci\u003ev. and n. \u003c\/i\u003econcerning a male person’\u003cbr\u003ebehavior and the result of that behavior. \u003ci\u003e“Once again\u003cbr\u003ewe took him to a fancy restaurant, and he didn’ know\u003cbr\u003ehow to \u003cb\u003eacne \u003c\/b\u003emade a fool of himself.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eac·quire (e-kwΠer´), \u003ci\u003en. \u003c\/i\u003ea group of singers, especially\u003cbr\u003ethose who perform during religious ceremonies. \u003ci\u003e“She\u003cbr\u003esings so pretty, she should join \u003cb\u003eacquire\u003c\/b\u003e.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eac·quit (e-kwit´), \u003ci\u003en. and v. \u003c\/i\u003ea personal declaration of\u003cbr\u003eresignation from an assigned task. \u003ci\u003e“You ain’ firin’me, ’uz \u003cb\u003eacquit\u003c\/b\u003e!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eac·tiv·ist (akt´-ev-ist), \u003ci\u003ev. and conj. \u003c\/i\u003eto behave in a\u003cbr\u003ecertain manner, particularly one based on another reality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“She seduced me into signing that petition, and now\u003cbr\u003eshe \u003cb\u003eactivist \u003c\/b\u003eshe don’ know me!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ead·min·is·ter (at-mi´-ne-ster), \u003ci\u003eadj. and n. \u003c\/i\u003ea specific\u003cbr\u003eclergyman or agent of a government, as designated\u003cbr\u003eby the observer. \u003ci\u003e“I tell ya, \u003cb\u003eadminister \u003c\/b\u003eis a good\u003cbr\u003eman.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eaf·ford (e-f≤d´), \u003ci\u003en. \u003c\/i\u003ean automobile manufactured\u003cbr\u003eby the motor company that produced the Model T. \u003ci\u003e“If\u003cbr\u003eI had the money for a car, I’ want to buy \u003cb\u003eafford\u003c\/b\u003e.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eair·line (er´-lΠn), \u003ci\u003eadv. and v. \u003c\/i\u003econcerning the location\u003cbr\u003eand dishonesty of the person being addressed or discussed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Don’ sit \u003cb\u003eairline \u003c\/b\u003eabout it, boy . . . tell the truth!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eal·i·bi (al´-e-bΠ), \u003ci\u003en. and v. \u003c\/i\u003ethe predicted future purchases\u003cbr\u003eby a male named Albert, Alfred, or Alvin. \u003ci\u003e“He\u003cbr\u003ealways invite Al, ’ause \u003cb\u003ealibi \u003c\/b\u003edrinks for everybody.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eanal (a¯n´-≤), \u003ci\u003ev. and pron. \u003c\/i\u003ebeing inferior to what one\u003cbr\u003eexpects. \u003ci\u003e“Enemas \u003cb\u003eanal \u003c\/b\u003ethey’e cracked up to be.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ean·ar·chist (an-er-kist´), \u003ci\u003econj., n., and v. \u003c\/i\u003eadditionally,\u003cbr\u003ehaving pressed one’ lips to another’ as an expression\u003cbr\u003eof affection or sensual desire. \u003ci\u003e“A\u003cb\u003enarchist \u003c\/b\u003eher\u003cbr\u003ema, \u003cb\u003eanarchist \u003c\/b\u003eher sister, \u003cb\u003eanarchist \u003c\/b\u003eher gramma, \u003cb\u003eanarchist\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eher other sister, \u003cb\u003eanarchist \u003c\/b\u003eher other other sister, and\u003cbr\u003ethen her dad walked in and . . .”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ean·noys (e-n≤z´), \u003ci\u003en. \u003c\/i\u003ea loud or irritating sound.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Hell, I wouldn’’e peed my pants if I hadn’ heard\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eannoys\u003c\/b\u003e!”\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eant·hill (en-til´), \u003ci\u003econj. \u003c\/i\u003eup to a point in time. \u003ci\u003e“I\u003cbr\u003ewon’ set foot in that room \u003cb\u003eanthill \u003c\/b\u003ehe cleans it up!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ean·ti·pas·to (an´-tΣ-past-e), \u003ci\u003en. and v. \u003c\/i\u003eto discharge\u003cbr\u003efrom the body, as done by the female sibling of a parent\u003cbr\u003eof the speaker. \u003ci\u003e“After eatin’all that salami last\u003cbr\u003enight, my \u003cb\u003eantipasto \u003c\/b\u003ekidney stone.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ear·chery (ärch´-er-Σ), \u003ci\u003en. and conj. \u003c\/i\u003ea male person’\u003cbr\u003eultimatum relating to a curved structure, usually one\u003cbr\u003ethat serves as the roof or overhang of a passageway.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“He went off to St. Louis, sayin’he was dang sure he was\u003cbr\u003egoin’to see the \u003cb\u003earchery \u003c\/b\u003eweren’ coming back.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ear·i·zo·na (er´-ez-o¯ n-e), \u003ci\u003en., v., and adv. \u003c\/i\u003ephrase delimiting\u003cbr\u003ethe quality of the gaseous atmosphere surrounding\u003cbr\u003ethe earth. \u003ci\u003e“I’d move to Denver, but with all the\u003cbr\u003esmog that \u003cb\u003eArizona \u003c\/b\u003eslightly better than it is here in L.A.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ear·kan·sas (ärk´-en-s≤, \u003ci\u003en. and v. \u003c\/i\u003ea flat-bottomed\u003cbr\u003eboat in conjunction with an observer’ visual perception.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Noah finished the \u003cb\u003eArkansas \u003c\/b\u003ethat it was good.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003ear·son (ar´-sen), \u003ci\u003eadj. and n. \u003c\/i\u003epertaining to the male\u003cbr\u003eoffspring of the speaker. \u003ci\u003e“I know I swore \u003cb\u003earson \u003c\/b\u003edidn’\u003cbr\u003eset fire to your car, Sheriff, but I guess I misspoke.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eat·mo·sphere (et´-mes-fir), \u003ci\u003epron. and v. \u003c\/i\u003ea conjecture\u003cbr\u003eabout the feelings of anxiety of a certain being.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“The way that ol’Red tucks his tail, now, that’ a dog \u003cb\u003eatmosphere\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003ehis owner.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eat·trac·tor (e-trak´-ter), \u003ci\u003en. \u003c\/i\u003ea motor-propelled machine\u003cbr\u003eused mainly in agriculture. \u003ci\u003e“My uncle cuts his\u003cbr\u003egrass with \u003cb\u003eattractor\u003c\/b\u003e.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eau·di (a≥-dΣ), \u003ci\u003en. \u003c\/i\u003ea protrusion; usually used to describe\u003cbr\u003ethe knotted flesh on the stomach of a human\u003cbr\u003eleft after the severing of the umbilical cord. \u003ci\u003e“Most people\u003cbr\u003ehave an ‘nnie,’but Roy’ belly button is definitely an\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudi\u003c\/b\u003e.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eau·ra (≤´-e), \u003ci\u003econj. and adj. \u003c\/i\u003ea phrase 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