{"product_id":"jake-the-fake-keeps-it-real-isbn-9780553523546","title":"Jake the Fake Keeps it Real","description":"\u003cb\u003eFor fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate comes the first book in a side-splitting illustrated series from comedian and film star Craig Robinson, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Adam Mansbach, and NAACP History Maker recipient and cartoonist Keith Knight.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Jake can barely play an instrument, not even a kazoo. And his art? It’s better suited for Pictionary than Picasso. Which is a real problem because Jake just faked his way into the Music and Art Academy for the gifted and talented (and Jake is pretty sure he is neither). More jokester than composer, Jake will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Featuring more than 160 illustrations, Jake the Fake is sure to bring the laughs with his hilarious high jinks!\u003cb\u003ePraise for Jake the Fake:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Publishers Weekly African-American Young Readers selection!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A fast and funny alternative to the Wimpy Kid.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Kirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Robinson and Mansbach amp up the laughs in this wry novel.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Booklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Jake showcases an unforgettable kid whose imagination will blow your mind.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Essence\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Jake wouldn't worry about making it through sixth grade if he knew the all-star team he has behind his adventures. The laughs you'll have reading this book are definitely not fake!\" \u003cb\u003e-Jeffrey Brown, author of Lucy \u0026amp; Andy Neanderthal and Jedi Academy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Everything about this book is funny. OK, maybe not the page numbers. But the words and pictures are hilarious; I laughed until boogers came out of my nose. (Don't worry, I put them back.)\" \u003cb\u003e-Dave Barry, author of\u003ci\u003e Worst Class Trip Ever\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eComedian, musician, and actor \u003cb\u003eCraig Robinson\u003c\/b\u003e transitions his flair for humor from the screen to the page in his authorial debut. He is best known for his work on NBC’s \u003ci\u003eThe Office,\u003c\/i\u003e Hollywood comedy blockbusters \u003ci\u003eThis Is the End, Hot Tub Time Machine,\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003ePineapple Express,\u003c\/i\u003e and the upcoming drama \u003ci\u003eMorris from America.\u003c\/i\u003e Robinson pulls from his life’s most hilarious moments and his experience attending Chicago’s first public magnet school to bring Jake the Fake to life. Robinson continues to act, perform, and cheer on the White Sox.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eAdam Mansbach\u003c\/b\u003e is a novelist, screenwriter, cultural critic, and humorist. The #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of\u003ci\u003e Go the F*ck to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eYou Have to F*cking Eat,\u003c\/i\u003e Mansbach has recently expanded his writing repertoire to include his debut thriller \u003ci\u003eThe Dead Run\u003c\/i\u003e and middle-grade novel \u003ci\u003eBenjamin Franklin: Huge Pain in My . . .\u003c\/i\u003e His novel \u003ci\u003eRage Is Back\u003c\/i\u003e was an NPR Best Book of the Year. Mansbach’s work has also appeared on NPR’s All Things Considered. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"Keith Knight is mapping out a previously unknown vector of the vast cartoon universe.\"\u003cb\u003e --Garry Trudeau, creator of \u003ci\u003eDoonesbury\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"It's hard to make a comic that is this funny while also so frequently profound.... This is the work of a master.\"\u003cb\u003e --Dave Eggers, author of \u003ci\u003eA Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKeith Knight\u003c\/b\u003e is a rapper, social activist, father, and educator. He’s also one of the most highly regarded cartoonists in America, and the creator of three popular comic strips: the \u003ci\u003eKnight Life, (th)ink\u003c\/i\u003e, and the \u003ci\u003eK Chronicles.\u003c\/i\u003e Knight is also the recipient of the the NAACP History Maker award. His art has appeared in various publications worldwide, including the \u003ci\u003eWashington Post, Daily KOS, San Francisco Chronicle, \u003c\/i\u003eSalon.com, \u003ci\u003eEbony, ESPN the Magazine, L.A. Weekly, MAD Magazine,\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Funny Times.\u003c\/i\u003eWell, my plan of hoping that summer would never end and school would never start has failed. I probably should have seen that coming. \u003cbr\u003e Tomorrow is my first day of sixth grade, at Music and Art Academy. That’s a big deal. It’s a school for gifted kids: you have to take a test to get in AND do an audition. On your instrument if you’re a music kid, and in your ballet shoes or your clown suit or with your paintings if you’re a dance kid or a clown kid or an art kid or whatever. Though probably there are no clown kids. \u003cbr\u003e Except me. I’m basically the clown kid, because I faked my way in. \u003cbr\u003e My audition was playing “Song for My Father” on the piano. \u003cbr\u003e I’ve played that song seventeen gazillion times, give or take, so I play it really well. More important, my older sister, Lisa, who is a senior at M\u0026amp;AA, told me ahead of time about all the sneaky, tricky stuff the judges were going to do, like make me switch keys in the middle, make me sing along with the song, that kind of thing. \u003cbr\u003e So I aced it, and all the judges clapped at the end, though I’m sure they clap for every kid, even if he just burps the alphabet and walks offstage, or hits himself in the head with a brick. \u003cbr\u003e But here’s the thing. “Song for My Father” is the only song I can really play, not counting baby songs that even a one-handed guy who’s missing two fingers on his one hand could play. That guy’s nickname would be Peace Sign, by the way. \u003cbr\u003e At some point, unless the entire middle school curriculum consists of playing “Song for My Father” over and over, they’re going to realize that I’m not such a great pianist. I don’t read music that well. I can’t really improvise. \u003cbr\u003e Oh, and I kind of hate playing the piano. \u003cbr\u003e Also, on the academic admission test, I sort of checked my answers on the math part against the answers of Syreeta Simmons-Kapurnisky, who sat in front of me in fifth grade and is a math brainiac. And on questions where my answer was different from hers, which was most of them, I kind of changed mine to match up with hers. \u003cbr\u003e Cheating is wrong. \u003cbr\u003e I know that. And normally I’d never do it. But this was the most important test of my life, so I made an exception. I felt bad about it all summer, but I’m pretty sure I’d have felt worse about flunking. \u003cbr\u003e The writing part, I did all on my own. I was the best writer in my class last year. At least I thought I was. Writey “Write On” McWriterson, they called me. Though not really because I just made that up. So maybe I one-third deserved to get into Music and Art Academy. And maybe I have a one-third chance of not getting kicked out. \u003cbr\u003e That kind of math, I can do. \u003cbr\u003e “Song for My Father” really is a song for my father, because if he (and my mom) weren’t so rah-rah about me going to M\u0026amp;AA, none of this would even be happening. Although, really, the person who is most to blame is Lisa. \u003cbr\u003e Lisa is basically a unicorn. \u003cbr\u003e Not in the sense of having a horn in the middle of her forehead, but in the sense of being a rare and unique creature who just flies around the world on silvery wings being adored by mankind, and also she poops glitter. \u003cbr\u003e Obviously that is not true. But in actual real life, Lisa is: \u003cbr\u003e a) a senior \u003cbr\u003e b) who gets straight As \u003cbr\u003e c) and sang the national anthem at Wrigley Field last year \u003cbr\u003e d) and is the editor in chief of the Music and Art Academy student newspaper \u003cbr\u003e e) and, even though this might be weird to say because she is my sister, is really, really, really pretty \u003cbr\u003e f) and changes her whole style of dressing and her hair at least once a week \u003cbr\u003e g) and no matter what she’s wearing, even a jacket of my dad’s that my mom likes to say he stole from a hobo, it always looks as if a team of fashion experts put it together for her \u003cbr\u003e h) and somehow, despite all of this pukeinducing perfection, she is not stuck up at all, but sweet and kind to everybody \u003cbr\u003e i) except me \u003cbr\u003e I wouldn’t say Lisa is mean to me, exactly. Some kids, like my best friend, Evan, have older brothers and sisters who do stuff like hold them down and try to spit into their mouths. \u003cbr\u003e Or hide in their closets and then spring out and scare them into peeing on themselves and film it on their phones and put it up on YouTube. \u003cbr\u003e Lisa mostly just pretends I don’t exist. Or that I do exist, but she can’t for the life of her figure out why, or what I am. \u003cbr\u003e Most of the time she looks at me with a kind of supreme boredom, the way a unicorn might look at an egg salad sandwich. \u003cbr\u003e But since Lisa knows everything about Music and Art Academy, which is probably going to change its name to the Lisa Liston Academy when she graduates, I have been asking her for advice a lot this summer. I figure she’s like a cheat code in a video game. And I need all the help I can get. \u003cbr\u003e The problem is, I can never tell if she’s serious or messing with me. 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