{"product_id":"jailbait-zombie-isbn-9780061567148","title":"Jailbait Zombie","description":"\u003cp\u003e“[Acevedo] manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.”\u003cbr\u003e—\u003cem\u003eEl Paso\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e Times\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you haven’t yet encountered Gulf War veteran-turned-vampire private eye Felix Gomez, then now is the time! \u003cem\u003eJailbait Zombie\u003c\/em\u003e—the fourth in author Mario Acevedo’s outrageously original dark fantasy p.i. series—pits the undead against the living dead, as vampires meet zombies for a no-holds-barred beatdown. As dark, sexy, funny, and endearingly strange as Acevedo’s previous vampiric excursions—\u003cem\u003eNymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eUndead Kama Sutra\u003c\/em\u003e—\u003cem\u003eJailhouse Zombie \u003c\/em\u003eis more of the top-shelf bloody madness that inspired Tim “\u003cem\u003eNuclear Jellyfish\u003c\/em\u003e” Dorsey to comment that Mario Acevedo “is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eVampires versus Zombies, round one . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampire detective Felix Gomez has seen a lot of weird things since becoming one of the undead—nymphomaniacs, aliens, and X-rated bloodsuckers, just to name a few—but now he comes face-to-face with the worst sort of undead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo stop a ravenous army of zombies, Gomez must team up with a precocious teen with clairvoyant powers whose cooperation comes at a price: she won't help unless Felix makes her a vampire . . . if the zombies don't get her first.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“The Nymphos of Rocky Flats is a witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eEl Paso Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Deliciously unique. A smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry. Loaded with thrills, sex, violence, and laughs, both mystery fanactics and horror lovers will find plenty to love with this page-turning debut. Acevedo is a writer to watch!” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eJA Konrath, author of Bloody Mary\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Acevedo’s vampire comedy provides plenty of chuckles, particularly in its exciting final wrap-up, which leaves an opening for further Felix adventures.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist (starred review)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Acevedo has proven once again that he is a very disturbed man—and  I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTim Dorsey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFans of splattery Hollywood-style horror will have fun with this tale of violence and mayhem. - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“The hero of this whodunit is an Iraqi Freedom soldier turned vampire turned gumshoe. The plot tests credulity here and there, but the snappy dialogue (pun intended), the pace and the porn stars (supernatural and otherwise) who populate the book more than compensate.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlayboy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“\u003ci\u003eThe Nymphos of Rocky Flats\u003c\/i\u003e is a sassy, fast, fun read, and the mystery wraps up nicely.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoulder Daily Camera\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Warning: The author of this book must be a vampire, because he had me hypnotized from page one. I defy anyone to read the first chapter of Acevedo’s \u003ci\u003eThe Nymphos of Rocky Flats\u003c\/i\u003e and not fall under its spell. Vampire P.I. 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