{"product_id":"its-not-my-fault-i-know-everything-dear-dumb-diary-8-isbn-9780439825979","title":"It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)","description":"New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like \"I eated salad dressing\" and \"I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again\" and \"The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that.\"What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart. | \u003cdiv\u003eIt's an eventful month for Jamie Kelly.  Stinker and Stickybuns' litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline \"in-laws by dog.\"  Ugh. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJamie's class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone's diary falls into the wrong hands. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDear Dumb Diary, \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not my fault I know everything.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOkay, I don't know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI know everything that I WANT to know. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e | Jim Benton is an award-winning author and artist. You may know some of the other things he's made, like It's Happy Bunny, Dear Dumb Diary, Franny K. Stein, Victor Shmud, and more. He's created a TV series, written books, and produced a movie, and he always did everything his parents told him to do. Pretty much. Jim lives in Michigan with his wife and kids and can be found online at jimbenton.com.","brand":"Scholastic Paperbacks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46550312976613,"sku":"NP9780439825979","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/e4cc5472-d7a9-4a7e-8bfb-a7580185121f.jpg?v=1765389483","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/its-not-my-fault-i-know-everything-dear-dumb-diary-8-isbn-9780439825979","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}