{"product_id":"its-all-relative-isbn-9780307716637","title":"It's All Relative","description":"\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow come the only thing my family tree ever grows is nuts?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWade Rouse attempts to answer that question in his blisteringly funny new memoir by looking at the yearly celebrations that unite us all and bring out the very best and worst in our nearest and dearest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFamily is truly the only gift that keeps on giving—namely, the gifts of dysfunction and eccentricity—and Wade Rouse’s family has been especially charitable: His chatty yet loving mother dresses her son as a Ubangi tribesman, in blackface, for Halloween in the rural Ozarks; his unconventional engineer of a father buries his children’s Easter eggs; his marvelously Martha Stewart–esque partner believes Barbie is his baby; his garage-sale obsessed set of in-laws are convinced they can earn more than Warren Buffett by selling their broken lamps and Nehru jackets; his mutt Marge speaks her own language; and his oddball collection of relatives includes a tipsy Santa Claus with an affinity for showing off his jingle balls. In the end, though, the Rouse House gifted Wade with love, laughter, understanding, superb comic timing, and a humbling appreciation for humiliation. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether Wade dates a mime on his birthday to overcome his phobia of clowns or outruns a chubchasing boss on Secretary’s Day, he captures our holidays with his trademark self-deprecating humor and acerbic wit. He paints a funny, sad, poignant, and outlandish portrait of an an all-too-typical family that will have you appreciating—or bemoaning—your own and shrieking in laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eIt’s All Relative\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“[Filled with] sparkling humor . . . Listen to Wade Rouse—which you most assuredly should, especially if you value laughter and wisdom.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eChicago Tribune\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“[Wade Rouse’s] stories are not only laugh-inducing, but also truly revealing of what it means to be a family through all stages of life, and show that no matter how kooky his family might be, love is what brings them together and defines them.”\u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eSt. Louis Magazine \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Filled with uproarious one-liners and enough soul to truly satisfy, readers are going to clamor for a seat at Rouse’s holiday table! I can’t tell you how much I loved this book.”\u003cb\u003e—Jen Lancaster,\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eMy Fair Lazy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e“Damn you, Wade!! Damn you! I missed two ebay auctions and delayed taking my Ambien every night for a week so I could finish \u003ci\u003eIt's All Relative\u003c\/i\u003e, but it was so worth it. This book rocks! Charming, funny and saucy enough to make me blush. Wade's family makes mine look like the Kennedys (the ones not driving around on sleeping pills or the ones charged with felonies).”\u003cb\u003e—Laurie Notaro, bestselling author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe Thought You Would be Prettier\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Wade Rouse is back and better than ever in his new memoir \u003ci\u003eIt's All Relative\u003c\/i\u003e. Rouse's books combine the one-two punch of hilarity and heart and never cease to delight.  Filled with uproarious one liners and enough soul to truly satisfy, readers are going to clamor for a seat at Rouse's holiday table! I can't tell you how much I loved this book.”\u003cb\u003e—Jen Lancaster, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Fair Lazy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e“Wade Rouse has officially become the laugh assassin. And with his holiday masterpiece, \u003ci\u003eIt’s All Relative\u003c\/i\u003e, he's getting downright dangerous, delivering even more laughs than usual. Rouse's remembrances of his family holidays are masterfully gift-wrapped in delightful dysfunction and topped with a bow of laser-sharp sentimental insight designed to help you not only laugh at but also fall in love again with your own jacked-up gene pool. This book is the gift that keeps on giving.”\u003cb\u003e—Josh Kilmer-Purcell, star of the hit reality series, \u003ci\u003eThe Fabulous Beekman Boys\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Bucolic Plague\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Am Not Myself These Days\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eWADE ROUSE\u003c\/b\u003e is the critically acclaimed author ofthe memoirs \u003ci\u003eAmerica’s Boy, Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler, \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eAt Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream\u003c\/i\u003e and editor of the upcoming humorous dog anthology \u003ci\u003eI’m Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship!\u003c\/i\u003e He is a humor columnist for \u003ci\u003eMetrosource\u003c\/i\u003e magazine. Rouse lives outside Saugatuck, Michigan, with his partner, Gary, and their mutts, Marge and Mabel. He is available for select readings\u003cbr\u003eand lectures. To inquire about a possible appearance, please contact the Random House Speakers Bureau at \u003cbr\u003ewww.rhspeakers.com.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ewww.WadeRouse.com","brand":"Crown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46301974397157,"sku":"NP9780307716637","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780307716637.jpg?v=1767730260","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/its-all-relative-isbn-9780307716637","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}