{"product_id":"hilariously-lame-jokes-isbn-9781612438276","title":"Hilariously Lame Jokes!","description":"\u003cb\u003eUncover the most forehead-slapping, lame jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing.\u003c\/b\u003eFrom classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat happened to the illegally parked frog? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e He got toad away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat did one plate say to the other plate?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Lunch is on me!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat did the computer do at lunchtime?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Had a byte.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy did the duck get sent off the basketball court?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e For fowl play.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDid you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Now he’s a hardened criminal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat did the manicurist call her son?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Hans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Nacho cheese!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy did the picture go to prison?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Because it was framed.","brand":"Ulysses Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48241642995941,"sku":"NP9781612438276","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/hilariously-lame-jokes-isbn-9781612438276","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}