{"product_id":"glop-nontoxic-expensive-ideas-that-will-make-you-look-ridiculous-and-feel-pretentious-isbn-9780062657992","title":"Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy lifestyle publication GOOP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat is \u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e is a business and a website. But \u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e is also a feeling. It’s about picking the right expensive organic eye cream that will make you fit seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono at a 42-course seitan tasting dinner held in a sex dungeon deep beneath the North Pole. \u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e is about being conscious to the tiny details of our lives—what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which juice cleanse will remove the most mercury toxins from both your body and your cashmere yoga pants. \u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e is about you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate. Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and a selection of hand creams that will open your third eye—plus lots of celebrity namedropping and more. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e includes everything from the silly to sublime—make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you did), and even the freshest bones for your bone broth. Here, too, are G’s essential tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, entertaining, food (well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts, kids, and more. Nothing in \u003cem\u003eGlop\u003c\/em\u003e is sacred—except for a few Indian cows you can’t afford.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eWhat’s glop?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eglop is a superior wellness adventure (and the goop parody we all deserve)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere at glop\u003cem\u003e,\u003c\/em\u003e we’re not just a guide to the most absurd in luxury staples—we’re your trusted, resource-rich (and don’t you forget it) frenemy!  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet glop guide you on how to make, go, get, do, be, and see the life of a truly pretentious person. Since launching in the early 2000s from the guest bathroom of an Oscar Award™—winning friend’s TriBeCa loft, the success of glop has grown beyond our most lucid dreams. Led by the incomparable G, we are here to strongly, critically suggest how \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e should be living your best life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho can forget our infamous elite advice for \u003cstrong\u003econscious uncoupling, bee sting therapy, vaginal steaming,\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eauditory hallucinations\u003c\/strong\u003e? We certainly didn’t! Now it’s time to bring all that glop has to offer to a far-reaching audience. This organic* publication offers inner beauty tips for spiritual peace and shinier hair, exclusive recipes that will leave you hungry for more (food), travel guides to the trendiest undisclosed locations, entertaining DIYs that will put your rivals to shame, relationship advice for people who are too busy to compromise, fitness tips for never lifting a finger, and so much more—all expertly curated in the ultimate glop collection where people who have never owned their own island can finally discover them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eglop is your mental mentor, your biased bestie, and your cruelest Pilates instructor all in one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Not certifiably organic, simply obnoxious.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“[\u003ci\u003eGlop\u003c\/i\u003e] bills itself as “wickedly funny,” and I can confirm it is… How could you harness so much material into one book? Could you? Well, yes; [Gabrielle Moss] takes one concept and runs with it, committed and cheekily hilarious.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFood52\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“If you’re among the many, many humans who hate-read Goop, you’ll be psyched to know that \u003ci\u003eGlop\u003c\/i\u003e is the Goop parody book you’ve been hoping for... The book is truly a breath of fresh air for anyone who can’t afford $9,000 Oxygen tanks from Fiji, and probably even for the people who can.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Frisky\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“If you’re among the many, many humans who hate-read Goop, you’ll be psyched to know that \u003ci\u003eGlop\u003c\/i\u003e is the Goop parody book you’ve been hoping for... The book is truly a breath of fresh air for anyone who can’t afford $9,000 Oxygen tanks from Fiji...” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Frisky\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“[\u003ci\u003eGlop\u003c\/i\u003e] really is the perfect holiday gift for that friend who claims she reads Goop for the sake of irony, but has also non-ironically adopted the phrase “conscious uncoupling” into her everyday vernacular. You know the one.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Hollywood Reporter\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“...poke fun at the one of the most pretentious, talked about, unaware celeb manifested sites with \u003ci\u003eGlop\u003c\/i\u003e…. you’ll laugh, but respect Gwyneth for being true to the only life she, and her circle, have known.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt's Tillie\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“This wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy, pretentious celebrity website Goop is the perfect coffee table book for yourself or a friend!” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMama Fashionista\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Love (or hate) Gwyneth Paltrow’s impossibly everything lifestyle blog and brand Goop? 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