{"product_id":"doctor-who-now-we-are-six-hundred-a-collection-of-time-lord-verse-isbn-9780062685391","title":"Doctor Who: Now We Are Six Hundred: A Collection of Time Lord Verse","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith illustrations by Russell T Davies, original showrunner of the new-era \u003cem\u003eDoctor Who,\u003c\/em\u003e the first ever \u003cem\u003eDoctor Who\u003c\/em\u003e poetry collection—a charming, funny and whimsical illustrated collection of verse that celebrates the joys and pitfalls of getting older . . . Time-Lord older.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLike many of us, the older they get, the more Time Lords realize how little they understand the universe around them. This delightful collection of poems—the first volume of \u003cem\u003eDoctor Who\u003c\/em\u003e verse published—offers moments of insight, wit, and reassurance for the maturing inhabitants of Gallifrey (and everywhere else), including such delights as:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE END\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was One\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was not much fun\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Two\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was barely through\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Three\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI liked strong tea\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Four\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hated a bore\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Five\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was really alive\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Six\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI somehow could never quite fit in to what was expected of me, well, not exactly but that was because things weren’t neat and there are no easy rhymes in the universe and scansion, my dear Peri, is a thing that’s really overrated and you only have to look at a sunset to realise that creation itself is a poem and oh no wait, got it, of course, Fix! The line needed to end with Fix! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Or tricks. That’s works too.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Seven\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI sent the gods to Heaven\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Eight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKissing was great\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Nine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI had forgotten time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Ten\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI began again\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Eleven\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI totally got even\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was Twelve, I became as clever as clever\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now I think I’ll be Twelve for ever and ever*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(*Unless, of course, there is a terrible catastrophe involving explosions, radiation, or heights. And then I guess we’ll find out what comes next. But the eyebrows won’t be as good.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44888475533541,"sku":"NP9780062685391","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780062685391.jpg?v=1730229166","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/doctor-who-now-we-are-six-hundred-a-collection-of-time-lord-verse-isbn-9780062685391","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}