{"product_id":"death-by-boomers-isbn-9781538757635","title":"Death by Boomers","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn outrageous, lacerating memoir of being raised by the most selfish generation into a very unproductive member of society.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e DEATH BY BOOMERS is a hilarious autobiographical account of Tim Dillon’s life, being raised by two Long Island boomers. Like most boomers his parents started out as long-haired hippies (selfish drug addicts!) who then became addicted to grievance mongering, paranoia, and fear! \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e DEATH BY BOOMERS details the parenting style that made Tim a near perfect person: a closeted gay cocaine addict who enthusiastically supported the Iraq War and didn’t get a credit score until he was 36. (Also fat!)\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e This book will be enjoyed by anyone raised by a boomer or anyone genuinely curious about the generation of people who endured the greatest hardships known to man: mall traffic and occasional lines at the grocery store. The boomers destroyed the earth, but first they destroyed their children! \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Take a trip down memory lane with Tim and his friends, as they navigate growing up with these proud, self-righteous boomers. You know them now as a tribe of Facebook warriors, but once upon a time, they ruled this land some call “the suburbs.” They were kings and queens of the drive thru. And if you walk down a street in Long Island you can still hear them, in a faint voice, telling the tale of someone who’s wronged them. ","brand":"Twelve","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44895370379493,"sku":"NP9781538757635","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/death-by-boomers-isbn-9781538757635","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}