{"product_id":"a-tale-dark-grimmisbn-9780142419670","title":"A Tale Dark \u0026 Grimm","description":"\u003cb\u003eNow a Netflix animated series! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling debut by Adam Gidwitz, the Newbery Honor-winning author of \u003ci\u003eThe Inquisitor's Tale.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A wonderful sense of humor and narrative voice … completely fresh and unique.” –Rick Riordan, #1 bestselling author\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHansel and Gretel walk out of their own story and into eight other classic Grimm (and Grimm-inspired) fairy tales. An irreverent, witty narrator leads us through encounters with witches, warlocks, dragons, and the devil himself. As the siblings roam a forest brimming with menacing foes, they learn the true story behind the famous tales, as well as how to take charge of their destinies and create their own happily ever after. Because once upon a time, fairy tales were \u003ci\u003eawesome\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor more awesome fairy tales by Adam Gidwitz look for \u003ci\u003eIn a Glass Grimmly\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Grimm Conclusion\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cb\u003eAccolades for \u003ci\u003eA Tale Dark \u0026amp; Grimm\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller\u003cbr\u003e• Selection on the \u003ci\u003eToday \u003c\/i\u003eShow’s Al’s Book Club for Kids\u003cbr\u003e• NCTE Notable Children’s Books in the Language Arts Selection\u003cbr\u003e• An E. B. White Read Aloud Honor Book\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003eEditors’ Choice pick\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly \u003c\/i\u003eFlying Start\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal \u003c\/i\u003eBest Book of the Year\u003cbr\u003e• ALA Notable Book\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Unlike any children’s book I’ve ever read . . . [it] holds up to multiple re-readings, like the classic I think it will turn out to be.”—\u003ci\u003eNew York Times Book Review\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A marvelous reworking of old stories that manages to be fresh, frightening, funny, and humane.”—\u003ci\u003eWall Street Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccolades for \u003ci\u003eIn a Glass Grimmly\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller\u003cbr\u003e• A \u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly \u003c\/i\u003eBest Book of 2012\u003cbr\u003e• A \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003eBest Book of 2012\u003cbr\u003e• A \u003ci\u003eSchool Librry Journal \u003c\/i\u003eBest Book of 2012\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e “Gidwitz is back with a second book that, if possible, outshines \u003ci\u003eA Tale Dark \u0026amp; Grimm\u003c\/i\u003e.”—\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e, starred review\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e “Compulsively readable.”—\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e, starred review\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Gory, hilarious, touching, and lyrical all at once, with tons of kid appeal.”—\u003ci\u003eThe Horn Book\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Adam Gidwitz leads us into creepy forests, gruesome deeds, terrible monsters, and—far worse—the dark places of the human heart. It’s horrible . . . and I LOVED it!”—Tom Angleberger, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Strange Case of Origami \u003c\/i\u003eAdam Gidwitz taught in Brooklyn for eight years. Now, he writes full time—which means he writes a couple of hours a day, and lies on his couch staring at the ceiling the rest of the time. As is the case with all of his books, everything in them not only happened in the real fairy tales…it all also happened to him. Really. Learn more at www.adamgidwitz.com, on Facebook, and follow him on Twitter: @AdamGidwitz \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eOnce upon a time,\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e in a kingdom called Grimm, an old king lay on his deathbed. He was Hansel and Gretel’s grandfather—but he didn’t know that, for neither     Hansel nor Gretel had been born yet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNow hold on a minute.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI know what you’re thinking.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI am well aware that nobody wants to hear a story that happens \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003ebefore \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e the main characters show up. Stories like that are boring, because they all end exactly the same way. With the main characters showing up. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBut don’t worry. This story is like no story you’ve ever heard.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou see, Hansel and Gretel don’t just \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eshow up\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e at the end of this story.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThey show up.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd then they get their heads cut off.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust thought you’d like to know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe old king knew he was soon to pass from this world, and so he called for his oldest and most faithful servant. The servant’s name was Johannes; but he     had served the king’s father, and his father’s father, and his father’s father’s father so loyally that all called him Faithful Johannes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohannes tottered in on bowed legs, heaving his crooked back step by step and leering with his one good eye. His long nose sniffed at the air. His mouth     puckered around two rotten teeth. But, despite his grotesque appearance, when he came within view, the old king smiled and said, “Ah, Johannes!” and drew     him near.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe king’s voice was weak as he said, “I am soon to die. But before I go, you must promise me two things. First, promise that you will be as faithful to my     young son as you have been to me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithout hesitation, Johannes promised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe old king went on. “Second, promise that you will show him his entire inheritance—the castle, the treasures, all this fine land—except for one room. Do     not show him the room with the portrait of the golden princess. For if he sees the portrait he will fall madly in love with her. And I fear it will cost     him his life.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe king gripped Johannes’s hand. “Promise me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAgain Johannes promised. Then the wrinkles of worry left the king’s brow, and he closed his eyes and breathed his last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoon the prince was crowned as the new king. He was celebrated with parades and toasts and feasts all throughout the kingdom. But, when the revelry finally     abated, Johannes sat him down for a talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst, Johannes described to him all of the responsibilities of the throne. The young king tried not to fall asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen he explained that the old king had asked him to show the young king his entire inheritance—the castle, the treasures, all this fine land. At the word     \u003ci\u003etreasures \u003c\/i\u003ethe young king’s face lit up. Not that he was greedy. It was just that he found the idea of treasures exciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinally, Johannes tried to explain his own role to the young king. “I have served your father, and your father’s father, and your father’s father’s father     before that,” Johannes said. The young king started calculating on his fingers how that was even possible, but before he could get very far, Johannes had     moved on. “They call me Faithful Johannes because I have devoted my life to the Kings of Grimm. To helping them. To advising them. To under-standing them.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Understanding them?” the young king asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“No. Under-standing them. In the ancient sense of the word. Standing beneath them. Supporting them. Bearing their troubles and their pains on my     shoulders.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe young king thought about this. “So you will under-stand me, too?” he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I will.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“No matter what?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Under any circumstances. That is what being faithful means.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Well, under-stand that I am tired of this, and would like to see the treasures now.” And the young king stood up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFaithful Johannes shook his head and sighed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey began by exploring every inch of the castle—the treasure crypts, the towers, and every single room. Every single room, that is, save one. One room     remained locked, no matter how many times they passed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, the young king was no fool. He noticed this. And so he asked, “Why is it, Johannes, that you show me every room in the palace, but never \u003ci\u003ethis \u003c\/i\u003eroom?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohannes squinted his one good eye and curled up his puckered, two-toothed mouth. Then he said, “Your father asked me not to show you that room, Your     Highness. He feared it might cost you your life.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eI’m sorry, I need to stop for a moment. I don’t know what you’re thinking right now, but when I first heard this part of the story, I thought, “What,         is he \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003ecrazy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e?”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e Maybe you know something about young people, and maybe you don’t. I, having been one myself once upon a time, know a few things about them. One thing I         know is that if you don’t want one to do something—for example, go into a room where there’s a portrait of an unbearably beautiful princess—saying “It         might cost you your life” is about the \u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eworst\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cb\u003ething you could possibly say. Because then that’s \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eall\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e that young person will want to do.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI mean, why didn’t Johannes say something else? Like, “It’s a broom closet. Why? You want to see a broom closet?” Or, \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e“It’s a fake door, silly. For decoration.” Or even, “It’s the ladies’ bathroom, Your Majesty. 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