{"product_id":"a-series-of-unfortunate-events-lemony-snicket-the-unauthorized-autobiography-isbn-9780060562250","title":"A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Warning from the Publisher: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Who is Lemony? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, \"Aren't ponies adorable?\" \u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003eA Warning from the Publisher: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Who is Lemony? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, \"Aren't ponies adorable?\" \u003c\/p\u003e | \u003cp\u003e“This series promises to have a long, productive life.” - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChristian Science Monitor\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44887609180389,"sku":"NP9780060562250","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780060562250.jpg?v=1730227065","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-lemony-snicket-the-unauthorized-autobiography-isbn-9780060562250","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}