{"product_id":"a-parade-of-horribles-isbn-9798217190065","title":"A Parade of Horribles","description":"\u003cb\u003eIt’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series—featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e normal, a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003ci\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/i\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIncludes part eight of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for the Dungeon Crawler Carl series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Fresh. Creative. Hilarious. I'm obsessed…Princess Donut is my queen.” – Actor, producer and \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Felicia Day\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This series has no goddamn business burying so much depth and emotion and complexity under its bawdy, gory surface, but it does so anyway. What a wild-ass and unexpected delight.\" – \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Scott Lynch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“[A] comically cosmic adventure series…often laugh-out-loud funny…Grind your way to dungeon mastery alongside Carl and Princess Donut.” – \u003ci\u003eThe Wall Street Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This is the book for anyone who ever wondered what it would be like to be a role player in a game with the best game master ever. Also for anyone who wants to read a good book. Or maybe anyone who has been outside at night—in their underwear—looking for their cat and wondering 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' Once you start, you won't put it down.\" - Patricia Briggs, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the Mercy Thompson series\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Dungeon Crawler Carl is the best start to a series I’ve read this year. I wish I’d tried it sooner.” – Will Wight, author of the Cradle series\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"“When it came time to pick a race, Dinniman and Dungeon Crawler Carl decided he would continue to appear as a human, and that’s what this series has blossomed into, something profoundly and endearingly human.” – Slate\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"If there's a better LitRPG than \u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e, I haven't read it.\" - Shirtaloon, author of \u003ci\u003eHe Who Fights Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“One big smile all the way through. Put on your best pair of boxer shorts and sit back for a truly fun and enjoyable read.”—\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson\u003cb\u003eMatt Dinniman\u003c\/b\u003e is a writer, artist, and musician (well, he's a bass player) from Gig Harbor, WA. He is the author of several books, including the bestselling Dungeon Crawler Carl series.","brand":"Ace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48232893055205,"sku":"NP9798217190065","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9798217190065.jpg?v=1773167875","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/products\/a-parade-of-horribles-isbn-9798217190065","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}