The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.“If this book doesn’t make you laugh out loud, you are a Grinch.”—Tucson Citizen’s “Shelf Life” blog

"...very timely and very funny."—Sacramento Bee

"...frothy collection of holiday-themed stories served with a razor-sharp (fruit) punch."—Time Out Chicago

"This is adult humor with a shiny bow on top."—Fort Worth Star-Telegram
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