{"product_id":"the-hipster-handbook-isbn-9781400032013","title":"The Hipster Handbook","description":"\u003cb\u003eA hilarious book that will teach you everything you need to know to be too cool for school: \"Your official guide to the language, culture and style of hipsters young and old.\" \u003ci\u003e—Los Angeles Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehip•ster - \\\u003ci\u003ehip\u003c\/i\u003e-stur (s)\\ n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions   deemed cool by the cool.  (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term   \"cool\"; a Hipster would instead say \"deck.\")  The Hipster walks among the masses   in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held   dear by the mainstream.  A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Clues You Are a Hipster\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football   team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 2. You frequently use the   term \"postmodern\" (or its commonly used variation\"PoMo\") as an adjective, noun, and   verb.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another   worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 4. You have refined   taste and consider yourself exceptionally cultured, but have one pop vice (ElimiDATE,   Quiet Riot, and \u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e are popular ones) that helps to define you as   well-rounded.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 5. You have kissed someone of the same gender and often bring this   up in casual conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 6. You spend much of your leisure time in bars and restaurants   with monosyllabic names like Plant, Bound, and Shine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 7. You bought your dishes   and a checkered tablecloth at a thrift shop to be kitschy, and often throw vegetarian   dinner parties.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 8. You have one Republican friend whom you always describe as being   your \"one Republican friend.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 9.  You enjoy complaining about gentrification even   though you are responsible for it yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 10.  Your hair looks best unwashed and   you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize   your cowlicks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 11.  You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord,   Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City.\"\u003ci\u003eThe Hipster Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e ... proves that behind every goatee, shaggy hairdo and baggy   blouse, there's still a lot of preening.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e—The New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \"\u003ci\u003eThe Hipster Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e is your official guide to the language, culture and style of hipsters young and old….   There's even a dating guide for various hipster combinations.\" \u003ci\u003e—Los Angeles Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \"Describes everything cool\u003ci\u003e—\u003c\/i\u003ethe slang, the dress code, the career path, greetings   and (of course) taste in music kids from the Inner Mission to Williamsburg ascribe   to\u003ci\u003e—\u003c\/i\u003ein pitch-perfect detail…. [T]his guy clearly has some insider information himself.   Gently teasing and hilarious.\" \u003ci\u003e—Philadelphia Weekly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eThe Hipster Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e is \u003ci\u003eThe   Official Preppy Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e for people who wear Atari T-shirts.\" \u003ci\u003e—Esquire\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eROBERT LANHAM is the author of the romantic series known as \u003ci\u003eThe   Emerald Beach Trilogy \u003c\/i\u003ewhich includes the works \u003ci\u003ePre-Coitus, Coitus, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Aftermath.\u003c\/i\u003e This collection of novels was recently called “a beach towel classic” by \u003ci\u003eRedbook.\u003c\/i\u003e Robert has a great body and often drives shirtless in his Camaro. He brushes his   teeth several times daily, but is nevertheless prone to cavities. He is currently   the Editor of FREEwilliamsburg, which can be found online at www.freewilliamsburg.com.   He lives in Brooklyn, New York and works at Foot Locker on the weekends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/b\u003eBRET NICELY's theories linking artistic practices with sandwich making   buttressed much of the cultural output of the early 21st century. His work \"Post-Structuralist   Beer n' Brat\" won the 2002 Turner Prize and was named a \"Best One Dish Meal\" by Gourmet   Magazine. Bret began working with Robert Lanham through their shared interest in   falafel, and in 1999 became the Chief Creative Officer at FREEwilliamsburg. He lectures   widely around the world and currently lives in Brooklyn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/b\u003eJEFF \"J-DAWG\" BECHTEL grew up on the cruel streets of Richmond, Indiana. As a teenager,   he battled an addiction to glue and took up drawing to escape the thug life. He was   recently called \"the greatest Drawer of his generation\" by Phil Donahue. His work   has appeared in Dutch, Maxim International, and Family Circus. He currently lives   and works in Brooklyn.Everything That Once Was Cool Is Now Deck \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou've seen them all over town with their mop-top haircuts, swinging retro pocketbooks, talking on cell phones, smoking European cigarettes, shading their eyes behind bug-eyed lenses, and strutting in platform shoes with a biography of Che sticking out of their bags. They come in all colors, shapes, sizes, and nationalities. Beck is one. Jack Kerouac was one. Meg from the White Stripes is one. And the girl at work in the Jackie-O dress is one too. You may even be one yourself. From New York to New Zealand, Hipsters are everywhere. Welcome to \u003cb\u003eThe Hipster Handbook\u003c\/b\u003e, the first guide to what it means to be a Hipster.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSince Hipsters are a vital part of the international social fabric, this book is for everyone. If you are a Hipster yourself, carry it in your back pocket or in your purse. Excuse yourself to the bathroom during that important party and brush up on the correct lingo by consulting our glossary. Even Hipsters need a refresher course from time to time, and you wouldn't want to be throwing out dated slang like \"grody\" or \"wicked\" when mixing with other Hipsters in the know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you are not a Hipster, but want to learn more about this ubiquitous genus, this book is for you too. We will teach you how to spot Hipsters, how to interact with them, and how to better understand their unique culture. If you are a parent with Hipster children, this book will help you understand and maybe even talk to your children. You'll also become just a little more deck in the process. If you are a scientist, we hope you'll use our anthropological studies as a starting point to document the phenomenon of this emerging human archetype. Our research garnered us a nomination for the Margaret Mead Award in 2001.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd finally, this book is for those among you who want to become Hipsters yourselves. Anyone can become one with the proper education. Study this book and complete the questionnaire at the end and you will be on your way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut perhaps we are being too kind in saying this book is for everyone. Some people are clearly hopeless. If you are a neo-Nazi and accessorize with an automatic weapon, this book is not for you. If you have appeared in the Girls Gone Wild video series, this book is not for you. If you go to tanning salons, this book is not for you. If you listen to Slipknot and have ever been to the Warped Tour, this book is not for you. And perhaps most important, if you are wearing a sweatshirt that has a Disney character on it, this book is not for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor everyone else, we present the long-overdue documentation of what it means to be deck-or, depending on your age, groovy, nifty, fresh, chic, savvy, fly, bodacious, jazzy, cool, righteous, hip, and hep. This is the motherfucking Hipster handbook.","brand":"Anchor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46304165822693,"sku":"NP9781400032013","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781400032013.jpg?v=1767739795","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/the-hipster-handbook-isbn-9781400032013","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}