{"product_id":"the-day-of-the-donald-isbn-9781683310457","title":"The Day of the Donald","description":"Summer 2018: Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. (Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God?) And while Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEver conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood—the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape—from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders...and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. \u003ci\u003eThe Day of the Donald\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilariously hair-raising look at the (possible) future of America.\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eThe Day of the Donald\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This insta-parody from the author of \u003ci\u003eFifty Shames of Earl Grey\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eHow to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters\u003c\/i\u003e is a clever spoof that, depending on your politics, will make you laugh or cry—or send eerie shivers down your spine...\u003ci\u003eThe Day of the Donald\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly channels Donald Trump’s voice, rhetoric and ego.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe Washington Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Bestseller Shaffer skewers presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump in this amusing political satire.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for Andrew Shaffer:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Every bit as amusing (and straight-faced) as the film franchise that spawned it.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003eHow to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Witty...Clever.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003eHow to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Funny...Everyone should follow this guy [on Twitter].\"\u003cbr\u003e—Nicholas Sparks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"The literary equivalent of a good \u003ci\u003eSaturday Night Live\u003c\/i\u003e skit.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe Hollywood Reporter\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003eFifty Shames of Earl Grey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \"Laugh out loud...If you are looking for a funny book to share with friends, look no further.\"\u003cbr\u003e—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003eFifty Shames of Earl Grey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This was a filthy, disgusting piece of perversion and I loved every word.\"\u003cbr\u003e—Jennifer Weiner, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Next Best Thing\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003eFifty Shames of Earl Grey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Un-American.\"\u003cbr\u003e—Stephen Colbert on Order of St. Nick greeting cards\u003cb\u003eAndrew Shaffer\u003c\/b\u003e is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eFifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody\u003c\/i\u003e. His line of tongue-in-cheek “Christmas cards for atheists” were denounced by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central’s \u003ci\u003eThe Colbert Report\u003c\/i\u003e as “un-American.” This is his first thriller.","brand":"Crooked Lane Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46299899658469,"sku":"NP9781683310457","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781683310457.jpg?v=1767738945","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/the-day-of-the-donald-isbn-9781683310457","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}