{"product_id":"the-crap-secret-santa-gift-book-isbn-9781472243942","title":"The Crap Secret Santa Gift Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eA budget-friendly Secret Santa present for fans of \u003cb\u003eHow to Poo at Work\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eVery British Problems \u003c\/b\u003efeaturing advice on how to survive the office christmas party, silly games to play in meetings and, on one page, a picture of a really evil swan. Perfect for that bloke in marketing whose name you've forgotten. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDear _____,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLook, I never signed up to this 'Secret Santa' crap. If I had it my way we'd spend the money on a paddling pool and fill it with gin, or a pool table or something. And I'm sure you're great, but in all honesty I'm not really sure who you are. That's why I pretended to be on my phone in the lift the other day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, seeing as it's compulsory, I decided to get you this very expensive and interesting book, featuring such things as: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTips on how to survive the office party\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eStupid games to play in meetings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eExamples of things I could have got you instead of this book\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eA picture of a swan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet's face it, you're only going to leave this behind in the pub or give it to your weird nephew you're secretly terrified of, so stop complaining.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, and Merry Christmas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours,\u003cbr\u003e'Secret Santa'\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Headline","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44894927159525,"sku":"NP9781472243942","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/b43e7031-8074-496c-8e64-ab020185fa11.jpg?v=1767904757","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/the-crap-secret-santa-gift-book-isbn-9781472243942","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}