{"product_id":"single-carefree-mellow-isbn-9780804173155","title":"Single, Carefree, Mellow","description":"\u003cb\u003eFor the commitment-averse women in these eleven sublime laugh-out-loud stories\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003efalling in love is never easy and always inconvenient. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSingle, Carefree, Mellow\u003c\/i\u003e is a lot like the women who populate it: smart and sexy and a little bit ruthless.” —\u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Something like Cheever mixed with Ephron.” —\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times Book Review \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaya is in love with both her boyfriend and her boss. Sadie’s lover calls her as he drives to meet his wife at marriage counseling. Nina is more worried that the Presbyterian minister living above her garage will hear her kids swearing than that he will find out she’s sleeping with her running partner.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe women grapple with love amidst everything from unwelcome houseguests to disastrous birthday parties as Katherine Heiny spins a debut that is superbly accomplished and endlessly entertaining.\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e“\u003ci\u003eSingle, Carefree, Mellow\u003c\/i\u003e is a lot like the women who populate it: smart and sexy and a little bit ruthless.” —\u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Something like Cheever mixed with Ephron.” —\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times Book Review \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e “\u003ci\u003eSingle, Carefree, Mellow\u003c\/i\u003e is an extraordinary, cohesive story collection that is so incredibly brilliant it alternately inspires me and makes me really, really jealous.” —Elin Hilderbrand, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Rumor \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“A tour de force.” —\u003ci\u003eElle\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Katherine Heiny’s work does something magical: elevates the mundane so that it has the stakes of a mystery novel, gives women’s interior lives the gravity they so richly deserve—and makes you laugh along the way.” —Lena Dunham, author of \u003ci\u003eNot That Kind of Girl \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Heartbreaking and darkly comic.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Atlantic \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Sharply perceptive . . . Ms. Heiny [has] powers of writerly seduction . . . Ms. Heiny [has a] gift for dreaming up otherwise smart women who lapse into temporary insanity while besotted.” —Janet Maslin, \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “[Heiny is] a badass storyteller.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Huffington Post \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Chances are you’ve already heard the buzz on this collection of short stories, each of which has a relationship or affair at its center. But no matter how good you imagine it is, it’s better.” —Glamour.com\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Heiny’s smart and stylishly written stories are a delight. The women who populate this book . . . are wonderful human and relatable, both hapless and full of heart.” —Adelle Waldman, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Love Affairs of Nathaniel P\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Not since Laurie Colwin has a writer so poignantly and wittily depicted the joys of infidelity. Katherine Heiny knows the secret: happy marriages make for happy affairs. Also happy readers.” —Susan Rieger, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Divorce Papers\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Winning stories you won’t forget.” —\u003ci\u003ePeople \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“To encounter the wry, funny stories in Katherine Heiny’s \u003ci\u003eSingle, Carefree, Mellow \u003c\/i\u003eis to experience the best form of simultaneous pleasure and sadness.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Tribune\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Katherine Heiny where have you been all my life? \u003ci\u003e. . . . \u003c\/i\u003eFresh and original throughout. More, more, more. Please!” —Stephen McCauley, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Object of My Affection\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eInsignificant Others\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“It’s no small trick to write with lightness and humor that nevertheless has an edge of tartness, but in story after story, Heiny does so with aplomb. Her work is sharp and refreshing, a parade of gin and tonics that somehow never get you drunker than that first expansive, thoughtful buzz.” \u003ci\u003e—Tin House\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Gorgeous . . . . Heavy lies the crown made of Grrrl Power.”—\u003ci\u003eNew York Observer\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A quirky delight.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Columbus Dispatch\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Not all [of Heiny’s characters] are single (or carefree or mellow), but they are all singular, and following their stories is like sitting at a dive bar tossing back deceptively pretty, surprisingly strong drinks with a pal who may not always make the best decisions but always comes away with the most colorful tales.” —\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003e(starred)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Somehow manages to be both laugh-out-loud funny and wise, sometimes in the very same sentence. . . . This book is amazing, brilliant, and nothing short of wonderful.” —Jennifer Close, author of \u003ci\u003eGirls in White Dresses\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Smart One\u003c\/i\u003eKatherine Heiny's fiction has been published in \u003ci\u003eThe New Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003ePloughshares, Narrative,Glimmer Train\u003c\/i\u003e, and many other places. She lives in Washington, D.C., with her husband and children. \u003ci\u003eSingle, Carefree, Mellow\u003c\/i\u003e is her first book.THE DIVE BAR\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo picture Sasha innocently sitting alone in her apartment on a hot summer afternoon and the phone rings. She answers and a woman says, “This is Anne.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Who?” says Sasha.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I think you know,” Anne says.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Well, I don’t.” Sasha is not trying to be difficult. She honestly doesn’t know. She is trying to think of possible Annes whose voices she should recognize. Is it someone she missed an appointment with? Is this the owner of that camera she found in a cab last month and kept—­\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I’m Carson’s wife,” Anne says.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha says, “Oh!” And even if she sat around from now until eternity saying Oh! every few seconds, she would never be able to inject it with as many layers of significance and wonder again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I was thinking we ought to have a drink,” Anne says. And to paraphrase Dr. Seuss, Sasha does not know quite what to say. Should she meet her for drinks? Now what should she do? Well, what would you do if your married lover’s wife asked you?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter the phone call, Sasha finds she is too agitated to stay in the apartment, so she calls her roommate, Monique, at work. Monique is just leaving, so they decide that Sasha will walk down Broadway from 106th Street and Monique will walk up Broadway from Thirty-­sixth, and they will have a drink in whichever establishment they happen to meet in front of.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause Sasha is anxious, she walks faster than Monique and they end up meeting in front of a Taco Tico on Sixty-­fourth Street, but they cheat slightly and go into an Irish bar next door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Wow,” says Monique when Sasha tells her about Anne’s phone call. “That must have been so humiliating for her when you didn’t recognize her name.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha frowns slightly. Isn’t Monique supposed to be on her side about this? Besides, it wasn’t that she’d forgotten Anne’s name, it was that Carson never used it. Always he said my wife. I have to go, my wife is expecting me. Let me call my wife and tell her I’ll be late.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“And how did she know your name?” Monique asks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I guess Carson told her that when he told her about me,” Sasha says.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“So when are you meeting her?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Next Wednesday.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMonique looks startled. “That’s a long way away.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I think so, too,” says Sasha. “But she was all sort of businesslike and obviously flipping through a calendar, saying, ‘Now let’s see when can I fit you in,’ and next Wednesday was evidently the first opening.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Do you think she’s planning to murder you?” Monique asks, finishing the last of her beer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“No, because we’re meeting at a bar on Amsterdam and Ninety-­ninth,” Sasha says. “It’s not like she’s luring me to some remote underpass.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Not to change the subject,” Monique says, digging into her bag and pulling out a brochure. “But will you come with me to this singles volunteer thing tomorrow? We’re refurbishing a brownstone for a needy family.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I thought you were doing that singles grocery night thing,” Sasha says. “On Thursdays.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Well, I was until last Thursday!” Monique says, looking all het up. “When I had this long intense talk with a man in the checkout line and it turned out he works for Lambda Legal and was just there because he needed salad stuff.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“They should limit entrance to the store on those nights,” Sasha says.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“So will you come with me?” Monique says. “Or, unless, I guess, now that Carson has left his wife, maybe you’re not single anymore.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sounds vaguely insulting, and more than a little negative, so Sasha says, “I’ll see.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter meeting Monique, Sasha takes the subway down to Carson’s club, where he’s been staying for the past two weeks. Sasha loves his club—­the threadbare stateliness of it, the way the staff flirt with her, the masculine rooms. She doesn’t care if he lives there forever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe happens to meet Carson in the lobby, where he is collecting his mail, and in the elevator, she tells him about the phone call.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe looks startled. “She called you?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Yes, and asked me out for a drink.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Well, I don’t think you should go,” Carson says. “She’s not a nice drunk.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe elevator stops and some other people get on, so Sasha is left to digest this piece of information in silence. Anne is not a nice drunk. She can add this to the only other two details Carson has ever revealed about Anne, which is that she works as an administrator for a nonprofit charity for the homeless and that it drives him crazy the way she never empties the fluff out of the dryer filter. Sasha wonders if it’s some sort of flaw in her character that she was never more curious about Anne. Shouldn’t she have been fascinated, eaten up by jealousy, followed them on marital outings?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnce they get to Carson’s room, she says, “How is she not a nice drunk?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarson is flipping through his mail. “She just repeats herself endlessly. But she repeats herself endlessly when she’s sober, too.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnother piece of information! Maybe Sasha should have been asking questions all along. “But why do you think she wants to meet me? Is she going to murder me?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Ha,” says Carson, dumping his mail on the desk. “She might bore you to death, but otherwise you’re pretty safe.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe fact that Carson finds Anne so boring is slightly shocking to Sasha. It seems to her that Carson is interested in everything. You could tell him a story without one single redeeming feature, like that the man at the bodega gave you Canadian money for change, and he would say, “Really? Which bodega was that?” (This actually happened to Sasha last week and she put the coins in her wallet and keeps accidentally trying to buy stuff with them and being yelled at by street vendors all over Manhattan.) The idea that Carson could be bored by anyone, let alone someone who maybe loves him, is distressing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“And why did you tell her my name, anyway?” Sasha asks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“She asked,” Carson says. “The night I told her about the affair. She said, ‘Tell me about her, I want to know about this person who’s so important to you.’ ”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha says nothing. Carson told his wife about the affair two weeks ago. He said he hadn’t meant to do it, but they were discussing their marriage and she was being all nice and sympathetic and told him he could tell her if there was someone else, that she would understand. Since then, he has said, somewhat cryptically, that her attitude seems to have “undergone a change.” Even just thinking about this, it is hard for Sasha not to shake her head at the universal stupidity of men.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha and Carson go out to dinner, just like a married couple. Well, maybe not a married couple, but a legitimate couple, at least, not caring anymore if anyone sees them. During dinner, he asks about the book Sasha is writing and Sasha is suddenly conscious of being boring. Should she be talking about Syria, or global warming?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s only due to Carson that Sasha writes books at all. He was the one who encouraged her when an editor approached her about writing young adult romance novels, who told her, who cares if it’s YA, you’re still making a living by writing, and he was the one who sent her two dozen salmon-­colored roses during the weekend in which she had to read two dozen young adult romances so that she could write the next one in the series. (She did it, too, though sometimes she feels she was never the same afterward.) And now Sasha, who never even had much of a job before, has a career, of sorts, and is offered four-­book contracts and gets to stay home all day in her pajamas and really loves what she does. Also, Carson has proven exceptionally good at trouble-­shooting plot issues. The only person better at it is Monique, but she gets upset if Sasha doesn’t use her ideas, and Carson doesn’t seem to care. He can reel off a dozen possible solutions and doesn’t mind if she rejects them all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo she tells him that all the characters in this book live on an island and she needs to find a way for all of them to miss the last ferry home, and they discuss that for the rest of dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen they go back to Carson’s room and get ready for bed, brushing their teeth together (another married couple thing!) and Carson spits in the sink and says, “I’m going to go apartment-­hunting tomorrow, and I was hoping you’d come with me.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I have to go to this volunteer thing with Monique,” Sasha says, without planning to. “I already promised.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha and Monique show up at the brownstone for the singles volunteer day, along with about thirty other people. The renovation is being run by a short and short-­tempered redheaded man named Willie, who seems ready to shout at any of them with the slightest provocation. Sasha can understand why he’s so grouchy, though: he has to oversee a bunch of volunteers who are all busy checking one another out instead of doing home repair. She almost feels a little sorry for the needy family who is going to move in, picturing the very low standard to which their new home will be refurbished.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWillie assigns them partners of the opposite sex and sets them to work on various tasks. Sasha’s partner is a tall blond guy named Justin and their task is to remove the wallpaper in the living room. Every fifteen minutes, Willie blows a whistle and you can switch if you don’t like your task (or, more likely, your partner, Sasha suspects).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSasha and Justin mainly ignore each other and get on with their task. Even after the whistle blows four times, they’re still working together. But when they finally take a break and go to the water cooler, Justin looks at her for a moment and Sasha suddenly knows, with an instinct born of long experience, that he is about to tell her that he has a girlfriend or to ask for her phone number. Or both.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd sure enough, Justin says in a low voice, “I have to tell you something. I’m not really single. I just came here because my friend Paul didn’t want to come alone.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Me, too,” Sasha says. She hopes they are not going to have some long discussion about their respective relationships.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut Justin doesn’t mention his girlfriend again. He only says, “I’m thinking maybe I should have a singles volunteer day at my apartment. 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