Simon Gets Sneezed

Laugh until snot—sorry, mucus—comes out your nose in this gooey and anatomically accurate story about Simon, a small piece of snot who discovers the power of boogers in keeping the human body healthy.

A hilarious, and admittedly a tiny bit gross, tale of Simon, a small piece of snot who lives with his family in the left nostril of a girl named Phoebe. 

Not all heroes wear capes. Not all heroes are people, either. Some are small pieces of snot like Simon! When dangerous dust and germs threaten Phoebe's immune system, it's up to Simon to protect his home and prevent the pollution from making Phoebe sick. You might want to think twice the next time you go to pick your nose…