{"product_id":"series-of-unfortunate-events-5-the-austere-academy-isbn-9780060566197","title":"Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or \"Remember you will die.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a cheerful greeting and certainly marks an inauspicious beginning to a very bleak story just as we have come to expect from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the deliciously morbid set of books that began with \u003cem\u003eThe Bad Beginning\u003c\/em\u003e and only got worse.\u003c\/p\u003e | \u003ch4 align=\"center\"\u003eWARNING: LISTENING TO THIS TAPE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU WEEP...\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Listener,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLEMONY SNICKET\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44887436558565,"sku":"NP9780060566197","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780060566197.jpg?v=1730226114","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/series-of-unfortunate-events-5-the-austere-academy-isbn-9780060566197","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}