{"product_id":"paisley-goes-with-nothing-isbn-9780385483933","title":"Paisley Goes with Nothing","description":"The best shoes to dance in are sneakers with no tread left.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOld ski lift tickets are not a fashion accessory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNothing is \"fun for the whole family\" unless the parents are under ten.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere's no such thing as classy luggage as long as you have to carry it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith an irresistible combination of sharp wit, shrewd insight, and great common sense, \u003ci\u003ePaisley Goes with Nothing \u003c\/i\u003eoffers men an invaluable arsenal of survival tactics for thriving in a modern world, including \"Two Easy Pieces (Buying a Suit)\", \"Father Knew Zip (How to Shave)\", \"A Medium Is the Message--But So Is an Extra Large (What Your Wardrobe Says About You)\", \"Geeks Bearing Gifts (Buying Presents)\", \"House by You (Entertaining on Your Turf)\", and dozens more that are as useful 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