{"product_id":"my-horizontal-life-isbn-9781455549214","title":"My Horizontal Life","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIn this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grand Central Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44894736351461,"sku":"NP9781455549214","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/af34be85-d156-46bb-82f3-ab0200419e91.jpg?v=1767983510","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/my-horizontal-life-isbn-9781455549214","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}