{"product_id":"my-boys-can-swim-isbn-9780761521679","title":"My Boys Can Swim!","description":"\u003cb\u003eFinally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy Boys Can Swim!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life? \u003cbr\u003eThis rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics as: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Maternity Wardrobe:\u003c\/b\u003e \"A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBaby Names:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Birth:\u003c\/b\u003e \"No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead.\"\u003cb\u003eContents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIntroduction\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e1. The First Trimester (0 to 3 Months)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMission Impossible\u003cbr\u003eHealth Insurance: Like a Good Neighbor or a Bad Dream\u003cbr\u003eWhat's in a Name?\u003cbr\u003eC'mon Up Chuck\u003cbr\u003eMove Over Dolly Parton\u003cbr\u003eThe World's Greatest Excuse \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e2. The Second Trimester (4 to 6 Months)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Everyone's Getting Fat Like Mama Cass\"\u003cbr\u003eSame Stadium, Different Playing Field\u003cbr\u003eNo Pain, No Gain\u003cbr\u003eThe OB\/GOD\u003cbr\u003eCommon Medical Tests\u003cbr\u003eCop a Feel\u003cbr\u003eSex Starved or Sex Kitten?\u003cbr\u003eMaternity Attire\u003cbr\u003eBlazing Saddles\u003cbr\u003eThe Joy of \"Regifting\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e3. The Third Trimester (7 Months to Delivery)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBankrupt Over Baby Stuff\u003cbr\u003e\"Let's All Hold Hands and Sing 'Kumbaya'\": Those Dreaded Baby Classes\u003cbr\u003eIn Search of Marcus Welby, M.D.\u003cbr\u003eThe Invisible Man\u003cbr\u003eBaby Ex-Lax\u003cbr\u003eThe Vital Signs\u003cbr\u003eShow Time!\u003cbr\u003eCheck In\/Check Out\u003cbr\u003eMother Teresa\u003cbr\u003eRiding the Wave\u003cbr\u003eThe Mother of All Shots: The Epidural\u003cbr\u003eThe Only Day She'll Pray to Be Constipated\u003cbr\u003eYou Have to Go Through Hell Before You Get to Heaven\u003cbr\u003eWhere's My Reward?\u003cbr\u003eThe Fun Begins!\u003cbr\u003eThings No One Tells You About the Post-Delivery Experience\u003cbr\u003eSlice and Dice\u003cbr\u003eFinal Words \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEpilogue\u003cbr\u003eAcknowledgments\u003c\/i\u003eFinally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to SleepNew father \u003cb\u003eIan Davis\u003c\/b\u003e is a lobbyist in Washington, D.C., for a Fortune 500 company.Washington Post Bestseller","brand":"Crown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46302891409637,"sku":"NP9780761521679","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780761521679.jpg?v=1767733224","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/my-boys-can-swim-isbn-9780761521679","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}