{"product_id":"latin-for-all-occasions-isbn-9781592400805","title":"Latin for All Occasions","description":"With more than 200,000 copies in print, \u003cb\u003eLatin for All Occasions\u003c\/b\u003e and its follow-up, \u003cb\u003eLatin for Even More Occasions\u003c\/b\u003e, have helped scores of readers harness the language of Caesar and Cicero. Impress your boss with Occupational Latin (Lingua Latina Occupationi); sell your product with Sales Latin (Lingua Latina Mercatoria); flirt with your classics professor with Sensual Latin (Lingua Latina Libidinosa); look like the hipster you are with Pop-Cultural Latin (Lingua Latina Popularis); survive the holidays with Familial Latin (Lingua Latina Domestica) and Celebrational Latin (Lingua Latina Festiva). It’s all here, whether you’re a student of the language or just want to talk like one.\u003cp\u003eFrom cocktail-party banter to climbing the corporate ladder to online dating, Latin for All Occasions features dozens of handy sections, including Las Vegas Latin, Latin for Golfers, Latin for Breakups, Latin for the Politically Correct, and much, much more. In one easy-to-use volume, National Lampoon founder Henry Beard presents hundreds of listings rendered in grammatically accurate classical Latin, with a foolproof pronunciation guide.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho says Latin is a dead language? From the comic genius who brought us \u003cb\u003eX-Treme Latin\u003c\/b\u003e comes \u003cb\u003eLatin for All Occasions\u003c\/b\u003e, guaranteed to help readers delight their friends, insult their enemies, and elevate the public discourse.\u003c\/p\u003eLatin for All OccasionsI. Conversational Latin\u003cbr\u003eII. Informational Latin\u003cbr\u003eIII. Occupational Latin\u003cbr\u003eIV. Recreational Latin\u003cbr\u003eV. Practical Latin\u003cbr\u003eVI. Tactical Latin\u003cbr\u003eVII. Cultural Latin\u003cbr\u003eVIII. Social Latin\u003cbr\u003eIX. Sensual Latin\u003cbr\u003eX. Gastronomical Latin\u003cbr\u003eXI. Familial Latin\u003cbr\u003eXII. Formal Latin\u003cbr\u003eXIII. Casual Latin\u003cbr\u003eXIV. Personal Latin\u003cbr\u003eXV. Convivial Latin\u003cbr\u003eXVI. International Latin\u003cbr\u003eXVII. Essential Latin\u003cbr\u003eXVIII. Pop-Cultural Latin\u003cbr\u003eXIX. Celebrational Latin\u003cbr\u003eXX. A Brief Guide to Latin PronunciationHenry Beard founded the \u003cb\u003eNational Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e along with Doug Kenney and Rob Hoffmann. Prior to National Lampoon, Beard collaborated with Kenney at the Harvard Lampoon during the late 1960s, producing nationally distributed parodies of \u003cb\u003eLife\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eTime\u003c\/b\u003e magazines and a book-length parody of \u003cb\u003eThe Lord of the Rings\u003c\/b\u003e called \u003cb\u003eBored of the Rings\u003c\/b\u003e.  Since leaving \u003cb\u003eNational Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e, Beard has authored and co-authored over 30 humor books.\u003cb\u003eI.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eConversational Latin\u003cbr\u003eLingua Latina Conlocutioni\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCocktail Party Chitchat\u003cbr\u003eHot enough for you? \u003cbr\u003eSatine caloris tibi dies est? \u003cbr\u003eRun into much traffic on the way over? \u003cbr\u003eEratne turba magna vehiculorum obviam tibi venienti huc? \u003cbr\u003eWhat do you think I paid for this watch? \u003cbr\u003eQuanto putas mihi stetisse hoc horologium carpale? \u003cbr\u003eYou know what I think? I think . . . \u003cbr\u003eVisne scire quid credem? Credo . . . \u003cbr\u003ethat all wrestling is fixed. \u003cbr\u003eluctationes omnes praestitutas esse. \u003cbr\u003ethat flying saucers are real. \u003cbr\u003eastronaves orbiculares exsistere. \u003cbr\u003ethat Elvis is still alive. \u003cbr\u003eElvem ipsum etiam vivere. \u003cbr\u003ethat the weather has been altered by rocket launches. \u003cbr\u003emissiones pyraulorum statum caeli mutavisse. \u003cbr\u003ethat no one?s barbecue sauce is better than mine. \u003cbr\u003eneminem facere liquamen assatorium melius quam meum. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eConversation Fillers\u003cbr\u003eIs that so? \u003cbr\u003eAin tu? \u003cbr\u003eReally? \u003cbr\u003eVero? \u003cbr\u003eYou don?t say! \u003cbr\u003eDic! Itane est? \u003cbr\u003eYou can say that again! \u003cbr\u003eHercle qui tu recte dicis! \u003cbr\u003eYou know what they say . . . \u003cbr\u003eUt proverbium loquitur vetus . . . \u003cbr\u003ehere today, gone tomorrow. \u003cbr\u003equod adest hodie, cras aberit. \u003cbr\u003eseen one, seen them all. \u003cbr\u003euno cum noris, omnia noris. \u003cbr\u003ewhat goes around, comes around. \u003cbr\u003ecircumit ad idem, unde profectum est, reveniet. \u003cbr\u003eque sera, sera. \u003cbr\u003equod fiet, fiet. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eConversation Enders\u003cbr\u003eGod! Look at the time! My wife will kill me! \u003cbr\u003eDi! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! \u003cbr\u003eExcuse me. I?ve got to see a man about a dog. \u003cbr\u003eMihi ignosce. Nunc est mihi cum quodam negotium de cane. \u003cbr\u003eDarn! There goes my beeper! \u003cbr\u003eHeu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat! \u003cbr\u003eI?m outta here. \u003cbr\u003eAbeo. \u003cbr\u003eHave a nice day. \u003cbr\u003eSit hic dies tibi iucundus. \u003cbr\u003ePithy Latin Expressions\u003cbr\u003eBy that very fact. \u003cbr\u003eIpso facto. \u003cbr\u003eNo way. \u003cbr\u003eNullo modo. \u003cbr\u003eRead my lips. \u003cbr\u003eLege labia. \u003cbr\u003eA done deal. \u003cbr\u003ePactum factum. \u003cbr\u003eFat chance. \u003cbr\u003eForsitan fiat. \u003cbr\u003eAccidentally on purpose. \u003cbr\u003eCasu consulto. \u003cbr\u003eRoyally screwed. \u003cbr\u003eRaptus regaliter. \u003cbr\u003eIn a world of hurt. \u003cbr\u003eOppido dolens. \u003cbr\u003eHopefully. \u003cbr\u003eSpes est.","brand":"Avery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46302777770213,"sku":"NP9781592400805","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9781592400805.jpg?v=1767731187","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/latin-for-all-occasions-isbn-9781592400805","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}