{"product_id":"klopp-actually-isbn-9781529348217","title":"Klopp Actually","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious diary of married life with the sensible, no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jürgen Klopp, from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by the viral tweet:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'If I ever met J\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eü\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ergen Klopp I'd say \"omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp\" just so he'd raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I'm a moron and I'd be so naked by the time he'd finished doing that...'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And \u003cb\u003eLaura Lexx \u003c\/b\u003ehas found the obvious one - imagining life married to \u003cb\u003ethe sensible, no-nonsense man of our dreams, Jürgen Klopp\u003c\/b\u003e. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly, he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter, Klipp, \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eKlopp Actually\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eis a hilarious, warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone's favourite baseball-cap-wearing, bespectacled German football manager. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'I shiver, my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. \"Are you cold?\" He whispers, his lips brushing my ear, making the fine hairs ripple. \"A little.\" I grin, pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine... \"You should put a jumper on.\"'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'I'd LOVE to read a whole book of Laura's funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!' Marian Keyes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Laura is so funny and I can't wait to read this book and I hope it isn't awkward when I *actually* marry Jürgen Klopp' Sara Pascoe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'It's rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura's thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent' Emma Kennedy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e(P)2020 Hodder \u0026amp; Stoughton Limited\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Two Roads","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44895232655589,"sku":"NP9781529348217","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/O_b356426c-4841-4479-8614-3b8d20f284ca.jpg?v=1773103217","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/klopp-actually-isbn-9781529348217","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}