{"product_id":"kick-the-balls-isbn-9780452295391","title":"Kick the Balls","description":"\u003cb\u003eA \"hilarious and utterly irreverent tale\" (Irvine Welsh) of a year in the life of an abrasive pee-wee soccer coach\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Growing up in Scotland, Alan Black learned that soccer was no mere game; it was a matter of life or death. In this harshly hilarious tale, Black, a Glasglow transplant living in suburban California, coaches the Dragons, a peewee team that proves an embarrassment to his beloved sport. They're pampered. They're soft. They've been told by their overprotective parents that (gasp!) \"winning isn't everything.\" Using drills and bombast, Black attempts to whip the team into shape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eKick the Balls\u003c\/i\u003e is a sidesplitting memoir of grass stains and free kicks, a no-holds-barred account of one man's bafflement by an alien culture, and a stinging satire of American parenthood. Alan Black's voice-howling from the sidelines-is that rare thing: a fresh, original, winning comic talent.\"Savagely hilarious.\"—\u003cb\u003ePo Bronson, author of \u003ci\u003eWhat Should I Do with My Life?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \"Any suburbanite with kids in organized sports will find Black a riot.\"—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A fast-moving mix of game recaps, childhood flashbacks, semi-sincere soul-searching, and politically incorrect analysis of his players' and their parents' shortcomings. The author doesn't spare himself, either, and his self-mockery provides some of the funniest passages in this very funny book.”—\u003cb\u003eKeir Graff, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003eALAN BLACK is the literary manager of San Francisco’s famous bookish venue Edinburgh Castle Pub. His work has been published in the \u003ci\u003eSan Francisco Chronicle, Salon.com\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThe Christian Science Monitor\u003c\/i\u003e. He is cofounder of the Scottish Cultural and Arts Foundation and coeditor of \u003ci\u003ePublic House\u003c\/i\u003e, an anthology.","brand":"Plume","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46303834505445,"sku":"NP9780452295391","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780452295391.jpg?v=1767730697","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/kick-the-balls-isbn-9780452295391","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}