{"product_id":"junie-b-jones-3-junie-b-jones-and-her-big-fat-mouth-isbn-9780679944072","title":"Junie B. Jones #3: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth","description":"Meet the World's Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes life is P.U. With over 50 million books in print, Barbara Park's \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom  favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for over 20  years! In the 3rd Junie B. Jones book, Junie B.'s having a rough week.  First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And  now she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B.  told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the  heck \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e it?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA TODAY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.\"  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher's Weekly\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.\"  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world….A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.\"  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eTime Magazine\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.\"From USA TODAY:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003ePublisher' Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—\u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e reading—are lots of fun.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique  take on the world....A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e magazine:\u003cbr\u003e \"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e \"Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud.\"\u003cp\u003eBARBARA PARK is best known as the author of the wildly popular \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling Junie B. Jones series, which has kept kids (and their grown-ups) laughing—and reading—for over two decades. Beloved by millions, the Junie B. Jones books have been translated into multiple languages and are a time-honored staple in elementary school classrooms around the world. Barbara once said, “I’ve never been sure whether Junie B.’s fans love her in spite of her imperfections…or because of them. But either way, she’s gone out into the world and made more friends than I ever dreamed possible.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarbara Park is also the author of award-winning middle grade novels and bestselling picture books, including \u003ci\u003eSkinnybones, Mick Harte Was Here,\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMa! There’s Nothing to Do Here!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarbara Park was born in New Jersey in 1947 and spent most of her adult life in Arizona, where she and her husband, Richard, raised two sons. Barbara died in 2013, but her legacy lives on in the laughter her books give to readers all over the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eChapter 2: The Cop and Dr. Smiley\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?\" I shouted.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. put her finger to her lips. That means \u003ci\u003ebe quiet\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then there was a knock on the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. hurried to open it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HEY! IT'S A COP!\" I hollered very excited.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe cop came into Room Nine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. smiled. \"Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I can!\" I called out. \"They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"They didn't \u003ci\u003erest\u003c\/i\u003e him, stupid!\" he hollered. \"They \u003ci\u003earrested\u003c\/i\u003e him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy,\" I said to just myself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen another knock came at the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley,\" said Mrs. \"Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink,\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?\" she asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yes,\" I said. \"Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly pretty soon an accident happened.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRoom Nine clapped and clapped.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDr. Smiley did a bow.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth\"? I asked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day,\" said a girl named Emily.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm going to dress up like a princess,\" said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI did a giggle. \"I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!\" I said.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen I ran speedy fast around the room. And I butted that mean Jim in the stomach with my head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd guess what?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI didn't even get caught!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's what!","brand":"Random House Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46300626747621,"sku":"NP9780679944072","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780679944072.jpg?v=1742920744","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/junie-b-jones-3-junie-b-jones-and-her-big-fat-mouth-isbn-9780679944072","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}