How to Stay Out of the Doghouse

An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping the woman in your life happy—while secretly doing whatever you want. Published in tandem with the woman’s guide How to Keep Him on a Short Leash, How to Stay Out of the Doghouse is perfect for Father’s Day.... or as a gift for a new groom.

Ready to master the art of domestic diplomacy?

• Funny Marriage Advice: Learn why a woman’s pet is her furry soulmate, why you should never side with your mother over her, and why your relationship is more like a sitcom than an adult film.
• Relationship Humor: A collection of fifty brutally honest (and hilarious) rules, from never using fruit to describe her body to mastering the art of untagging photos at lightning speed.
• How to Avoid Arguments: Discover when a request is actually a command, why begging is more effective than logic, and the one safe reason to tell your wife to pass on dessert (hint: it involves a doctor).
• Relationship Tips for Men: An essential field guide to navigating the most dangerous territory of all, with vital intel on ex-girlfriends, Lamaze classes, and the exact time texts from other women become creepy.

As men, we can’t help ending up in the doghouse for simply following our natural instincts.

But follow the 50 tips in this book, and you’ll spend less time out in the cold and more time getting scratches behind the ears and belly rubs.