Don't Say Poop!

Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP!

Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is?

This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again! |

"Chaotically comic... remind[s] readers that bathroom humor and its ilk can be good clean fun."—Publishers Weekly   "A cumulative barrage of words that readers will be hard-pressed to say without dissolving into giggles."—Kirkus Reviews