{"product_id":"deadpools-affirmations-isbn-9780593984819","title":"Deadpool's Affirmations","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDeadpool’s Affirmations \u003c\/i\u003ewill make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI know what you are thinking: “Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piñatas?” Fair question! Here’s the thing—who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I’m like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.\u003c\/b\u003eComedy writer \u003cb\u003eRob Kutner\u003c\/b\u003e has won five Emmys, a Peabody, a TCA, and a Grammy writing for such shows as \u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller \u003ci\u003eApocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!; The Future According to Me; \u003c\/i\u003ethe horror-comedy\u003ci\u003e Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eLook Out For The Little Guy\u003c\/i\u003e, the in-universe memoir of Scott “Ant-Man” Lang.","brand":"Random House Worlds","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233075867877,"sku":"NP9780593984819","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1842\/7735\/files\/9780593984819.jpg?v=1767724854","url":"https:\/\/k12savings.com\/es\/products\/deadpools-affirmations-isbn-9780593984819","provider":"K12savings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}